The Unexpected

Shopping Trip

"What about this?" Sirius asked, holding up a pair of skin tight black ripped jeans. Remus sighed. "Sirius, now isn't time to be shopping for yourself. We're helping Mags." Sirius sighed. "I was talking about for her." Magnolia shook her head. "Those aren't really my style and I uh, don't think they'll fit when I'm pregnant pregnant." Sirius looked down at the jeans and shrugged. "Hmmm, I suppose you're right," He shrugged. "I'll just get them for myself." Sirius tossed them into the cart and Remus hung his head low, shaking it in disappointment.

Magnolia walked over to a rack and started skimming through it. She picked out some regular t-shirts and long sleeved shirts. Magnolia turned around to see Sirius and Remus arguing over something. Sirius was holding a pair of leggings and gesturing towards them dramatically. Magnolia sighed and turned back around.

"She wouldn't wear leggings, Sirius! She only wears jeans or sweatpants." Sirius sighed. "Well than let's ask her," They turned towards Magnolia. Remus had an annoyed look on his face. One of his brows was raised and his lips were pursed in a straight line while his arms were crossed over his chest. "Hey, Bambi, would you wear these?" Magnolia turned around and looked at the leggings.

She nodded. "Yeah, I guess so. I mean I won't have much to wear anyways." Sirius spun towards Remus and pointed a finger at him. "HA! I was right." Sirius angrily threw the leggings in the cart and stormed off. "Where are you going?" Remus called. Sirius continued walking without turning around. "To find the bathrooms. I got to pee like a bitch!" Remus dropped his head into his hands and pinched the bridge of his nose as the other shoppers stared after Sirius.

Magnolia was cracking a smile. She walked back over to the cart and dropped the t-shirts into the cart. "Can we get me a humidifier? I read this thing about how pregnant women can get hormonal stuffy noses and I'm not for that." Remus nodded. "Yeah. Are you set on clothes?" Magnolia looked down in the cart. She had a couple different shirts, four dresses, six pairs of jeans, and five sweaters. "Uh, I'll grab two more pairs of leggings then I should be set on clothes. I do need new bras though. My uh boobs have definitely grown." Remus nodded. "You grab your leggings and we'll head over to the bra section before Sirius get's back."

Sirius was wandering around the store. He saw Magnolia and Remus and smiled as he got closer he saw they were in the bra section and Sirius grinned. He walked over and leaned onto the cart. "I'm back." Remus groaned and turned to Magnolia. "I told you to hurry up or else he would make this ten times worse than it already is." Magnolia threw her hands up. "Sorry. I just don't like any of these." Sirius grinned and reached out. He honked one of the cups on a bra and chuckled. "Hehe. It's squishy,"

Remus groaned. Sirius looked at the price tag and his eyes widened. "Merlin! Twenty dollars for this much clothing. You might as well go braless." Magnolia froze and looked over at him. She looked down at her boobs and sighed. "Yeah, well that's not really an option for me anymore. Maybe a few weeks ago but not now." Sirius shook his head. "This is unbelievable. I can't believe women pay this much for bras. Something they need." Magnolia shrugged. "They don't necessarily need them. In fact bras cause sagging and they do nothing to help with back pain."

Sirius furrowed his brows. "Then why do you wear them?" Magnolia sighed. "Because it's frowned upon if we don't and men shame us." Sirius placed his hand on Magnolia's shoulder. "I would never shame you for that choice. These are so expensive, no wonder you're broke all the time." Magnolia furrowed her brows. "I have more money than you." Sirius pressed a finger to his lips. "Shush, Mauraderette. You're just in shock." Magnolia chuckled. "Okay."

Magnolia turned back towards the shelves. "We should probably go to Victoria's secret because I don't know what size I am anymore and they can measure me there." Sirius furrowed his brows. "Who's Victoria? And what's her secret?" Magnolia shrugged. "I have no idea." Sirius shrugged. "Oh well. Let's go. I'll race you to the vitamins." Magnolia cracked a smile. "Oh you're on, old man." Magnolia hopped on the cart and took off down the aisle. Sirius ran after her as she lifted her foot up and the cart soared. "Be careful!" Remus shouted. He started walking after the two, shaking his head.