My new life(Piper McLean and Avengers Crossover)

Chapter 7

Clint's POV

"25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around 24 bottles of beer on the wall. 24 bottles of..." 

"Clint! Shut up!"

Nat, Piper, and I were driving up to the avengers compound. Apparently Piper has a friend whose going to meet us there so they can plan. Whatever, as long as she doesn't get hurt I don't have to deal with the wrath of Laura. It was hard enough convincing Laura to let her come, I'm not dealing with her if she sees Piper with any injuries.

Piper was sprawled across the backseat of the truck. I think she was watching Netflix or something. Nat was in the passengers seat and I was driving. This meant I couldn't watch Netflix. We'd already been driving for about 15 hours. Yay another 5 to go. Whose bright idea was it for us to drive. I mean seriously. Three demigods driving across country, we've already had to stop like 10 times to fight monsters. I didn't include that time in my time count though.

——————————Time Skip(please help me come up with names for him)————————

Piper's POV

We finally made it to the compound. Surprisingly we only needed 6 bathroom stops, 4 vomit stops (Clint and cars don't agree), 8 food stops, and 15 monster stops. 22 hours total because of all the stops. I texted Annabeth with updates about every hour, and her being the genius she is pulled up just as we were. I sighed with relief when I saw her. Yeah knowing some o the avengers is great, but being in a car with two master assassins is not something I want to do again.

"Hey it's great to see you!"

"How are you Pipes?

"Alive, bored, and sick of those two." I pointed at Clint and Natasha. Annabeth laughed.

"Well if your ok then it means I can do this." She judo flips me, just like she did to Percy when he disappeared.

"I guess I deserved that."

"You guess?"

With that we headed inside. Clint showed us to our room and we started catching up. Hey we may be here to plan on how to beat the avengers, but we're best friends who haven't seen each other in about a month. After a couple hours we got bored and decided to prank the avengers. Annabeth pulled out her secret backpack, the one that only three people knew what was in, and we started cackling. We jumped up into the vents and crawled around til we found the training room. 

Luckily no one was there. We dropped down from the ceiling and landed in perfect tuck and rolls. Annabeth pulled out a small tub and pressed a button on her laptop. The tub grew to a huge size along with my eyes. Annabeth noticed. "What I've been making some updates?" Laughing we pulled all the punching bags over and dumped out all the sand. I started sweeping it all into an even layer while Annabeth started filling three bags back up with her giant tub of cement. Once we both finished I laid a mat over the sand and Annabeth reshrunk the tub. Cackling we crawled back into the vents and made our way to the kitchen.

When we got there, Thor was eating pop tarts. We sighed and waited. After a minute he left and we got busy. Annabeth placed a hologram on the counter and it disappeared. I did the same with the pantry and fridge. Finally we covered the cupboards. Norway when you walked into the room it looked empty. We crawled back into the vents. Knowing Clint liked to use the vents to get around, we started covering them all with glitter. Also all the glitter would fly out when someone turned on the AC.  So Annabeth turned on the heat as we came back into my room. After a minute we pulled up the security camera footage and I started recording it. 

Steve, Natasha, and Bucky got it first. They went to the gym and started training. When they went over to the punching bags we smirked. I could hear Steve and Bucky's screams from up here. Natasha knew a lot of cuss words. As they went to get medical attention, everyone else started noticing how hot it was. And one by one got the glitter shower. Finally Wanda went into the kitchen to make dinner and screamed. Everyone came running, because unlike Steve and Bucky it was in terror not in pain. We joined them because this was too good. I kept my phone recording secretly. They all flipped out. Then started blaming each other. They were kinda stupid. Eventually me and Annabeth couldn't keep it together anymore. We started laughing and pulled off the holograms. 

The murderous looks we got were kind of funny, so we jumped into the vents and crawled through the one path that didn't have glitter. It was complicated and made no sense, but we did lose Clint because we knew he was following us. We made it to our room and laughed for the next 15 minutes.

Once we calmed down we started planning. We knew everyone on our teams powers like we knew our own. Guess that's what happens when you fight in one or two wars together. So we had a fool proof plan for capture the flag and laser tag. If we lose in capture the flag then we might as well leave camp. Like seriously that's our big thing. Tony had JARVIS call us for dinner, and we both made sure to grab our daggers. After all this could get messy.

A/N: wow an update, the day after another update. I can do that? The games will probably take place over two chapters just FYI. Also I think I'm going to have one more filler chapter of everyone whose not in the compound already arriving. Also the people who are in the compound right now are a Piper, Annabeth, Tony, Clint, Natasha, Bucky, Steve, Thor, Wanda, Vision, and Pepper.