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Crackhead Moments • Louis

these are just weird crackhead moments i had with my sister but i'm changing them and making them for a couple????

idk man

and these all happened like late at night

so louis will be my sister in these situations and y/n will be me

i just made these to make you laugh so please laugh i tries
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-in the car, mcdonald's has been gotten, louis has a happy meal and y/n has a regular meal-

louis: *eyes meal skeptically*
y/n: what?
louis: can i have a fry?
y/n: no! you have your own fries! why would i share with you?
louis: how about a fry for a fry *holds out abnormally long fry*
y/n: *takes out shortest fry in the box* sure
louis: *rolls eyes* ok
y/n: but why???
louis: *as if it's the most normal thing ever* i wanted to see if they tasted different
y/n: *laughing fit* but there both mcdonald's???
louis: nO! i was testing happy meals vs regular meals
y/n: *laugh more*
louis: tHe hApPy mEaL iS mOrE soGGy bY tHe wAy
y/n: mAyBe tHatS bEcAuSe iT wAs iN a bOx???
louis: *nods in agreement* *cackles in high*

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- in the bathroom, before bed (so like 12 am), brushing teeth -

louis: *with toothbrush in mouth* *starts singing california girls*
y/n: *looks at him in the mirror* wha are ooh oohing (what are you doing)
louis: *with all the sass* *keeps singing california girls* *throws up peace sign and moves his hand from right to left every syllable*
y/n: *chokes on toothpaste from laughter*
louis: *cackles* *continues to dance*
y/n: *reluctantly joins in*

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- playing among us -

louis: i'm like 90% sure it's millie (partridge) like she's so sus rn like look at her face!
y/n: *is imposter* yeaH look at her she's hiding something
millie: wha—
louis: *types in chat aggressively*
millie: i pRoMisE iTs nOt me!!1!
louis: that's exactly what the imposter would say *shakes head*
y/n: *needs one more person to die and she wins* yeAh!
*everyone voted millie*
louis: i'm sure it's millie. it's gotta be millie it's-
*millie was not the imposter* *various game overs*
y/n: *cackles in evil*
louis: I KNEW IT WAS Y/N
millie: nO yOu diDnT
mom: *from other room* you literally just said it was millie two seconds ago!
louis: yeaaaah, but, before i thought it was millie i thought it was y/n so i was right.
y/n: no—

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- in the car, driving with parents to go see xmas lights -

dad: *has phone call*
*everyone is quiet*
dad: *in work voice* hey dan
y/n & louis: *quietly* dan the man
y/n & louis: *surprise pikachu face*
y/n & louis: *dies of laughter*
mom: shHhhHhhh

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- on the couch, on respective devices -

y/n: *squeals in fan fiction*
y/n: *screams in bisexual*
y/n: *cackles in wattpad comments*
y/n: *cries in wattpad deaths*
louis: wOuLd yOu sHuT uP— *gets hit with pillow*

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- decorating xmas tree -

louis: *plays xmas music* *rocking around the xmas tree*
y/n: that's ironic
louis: *giggles*
y/n: *continues to hang ornaments in an orderly fashion*
louis: *puts four ornaments right next to each other with no room*
y/n: stOp stOP STOP! YOURE DOING IT WRONG!
louis: iTs lEviOooSa, nOt lEvoisArr
y/n: i love you and hate you right now. *aggressively takes down ornaments and keeps them all* since you can't handle putting ornaments correctly, you don't get to do it anymore
louis: whA—
mom: y/n let your boyfriend hang the ornaments!
y/n: but moooommmm my ocd needs to be happy
louis: *snatches box and continues to place ornaments*
rOcKiNg aRoUnd tHe chRistMaS tREe
y/n: IM SO SICK OF THAT SONG

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- y/n trying to sleep (my sister and i share a room bc we don't have enough rooms in our house) -

louis: *rolls over and mattress makes a farting noise*
y/n: *snickers* diD yOu jUst fArT
louis: nO—
y/n: are you ok?? that's was really loud
louis: i didn't—
y/n: i'm pretty sure you did
louis: i hate you
y/n: love you too

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- watching ouat -

y/n: *simping over peter pan*
louis: wHat iS wRonG wiTh yOu
y/n: dark pan is like *chefs kiss*
louis: ok we get it hes the best villain ever
y/n:.... well he kinda is. he's always one step ahead of them and he's such a good character and then rObBiE kAy
*author changes it for louis*
louis: *pouts* well i'll be dark pan soon so
y/n: louis, i love you, but no one can be better than robbie kay
louis: *smacks her with pillow*
y/n: just the facts!

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well that's it for now

i love my sister and we're crackheads together