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Osomatsu x Reader

Story Title: High and Happy

Hey guys! Merry Christmas! 🎄 Hope you're all having a good day! My most notable presents were a shirt with Karamatsu on and The Now Now on Vinyl! I've had this idea for a while so I've decided to post it on Christmas even though it ain't Christmas themed! 😂  Anyone else watching S3 of Osomatsu-san cause I am and I'm loving it! 😍 Anyway on with the story!

Quick warning before this gets started. This story involves weed. If you for some reason got a problem with that don't blame me I warned ya.

Your pov

I watched as the flame lit the end of the incense, watching as it slowly began to release sweet-smelling smoke throughout my living room. I flopped down on my couch, getting into a comfortable position before grabbing my phone to search up some music. I had a drink on the table and a blanket next to me in case I got a bit cold. I decided on a song and dropped my phone down next to me before reaching over to the table to pick up my much-needed items.

I carefully lit the joint and took a deep puff, feeling the smoke enter my lungs before exhaling, a clumsy smile on my face. I loved having a joint every now and then it really takes the edge off and makes feel so relaxed. The problem with smoking came in the form of six identical friends I have. The Matsuno brothers had been my friends for around a year and I cared for all of them deeply, especially that mischievous eldest. 

Yes, I had a crush on Osomatsu Matsuno. Some, and by some I mean Totoko, would consider him the shittiest human in all of Akatsuka but didn't. I fell for his crude jokes, his playful smirk and that softer side that not many people saw. Some would call me crazy and they'd be right, but I didn't care. The problem I had was I didn't want them finding out. I know what people are like. I just didn't want to lose my friends and my crush over some weed. 

I finished my first joint and basked in my high, the music helping along with the process. It felt as though I was floating and fuck it was good. I sat there for a bit, just allowing the music to take me away before I decided to light up another. I reached over to the table, grabbed my second joint which I had rolled earlier.

I placed it on my lips and lifted the lighter. I was about to press down when I heard a voice from behind me. "Well well well what do we have here?" My head snapped back quickly only to find Osomatsu stood there, a shit-eating grin on his face.

Crap. I've been caught. Fuck. How did he get in? DID I LEAVE MY FUCKING DOOR UNLOCKED WHEN I GOT HOME BEFORE? AM I A TWAT?

I frantically took the joint away from my mouth and placed it on the table along with the lighter. I grabbed the drink I had and took a swig, hoping it would at least make me sound less stoned. Yeah I was chatting shit there was no way outta this.

"O-Osomatu. I erm-- Well ya see..." I was desperately trying to think of something to say but nothing was coming out of my baked brain. 

"(Y/N) I can't believe you..." I squeezed my eyes shut waiting for the words of disapproval. "...Would smoke weed without me! So unfair!" I opened my eyes and looked at him with a shocked expression. "Wait what?" He approached me and sat down next to me. 

"Can I try? I've always wanted to!" There's that smirk again...

I blushed and looked down. "I thought you'd be more angry and disappointed cause ya know...it's illegal." A laugh escaped from him. "Eh I don't care about that! Lemme try!" He whined and I felt myself become relaxed once again. He didn't get angry...He didn't leave...

I hushed him and picked up the rollie and lighter. "Okay you've smoked ciggies before so you should be fine with this okay? Just don't be too harsh it is your first try." I warned him and he held out his hand, expecting me to pass it to him. "Ah Ah. Ladies first." I smirked at him with glossy eyes before lighting the joint. I took a long toke and held it in before blowing it out into the air, watching it mix with the smoke from the incense. I gently passed it over to him, a spark running through me when our fingers brushed together. 

He looked a bit nervous as he held it to his lips, sucking in gently as I told him. He held it for a few seconds before blowing out. He turned to me with a giddy grin before taking another toke. He passed me the joint and I did my thing, watching him from the corner of my eye. He was watching me intently, his eye's already turning a slight red colour. "Woow this feels amazing (Y/N)." He let out his signature laugh as I passed it him back. 

Damn why does he look so fucking sexy smoking that... 

"You're staring at me (Y/N)..." Osomatsu smirked lazily, clearly stoned only off half that joint. It is his first time.

"Can't help it." I winked, a weird amount of confidence entering my system. I took a long toke and blew the smoke out into his face. "Heh. You know you look fucking hot doing that (Y/N)." He smirked even wider as he saw a blush fall onto my somewhat confident face.

"Wow the amazing Osomatsu is flirting with me? I didn't realise I was every other girl in existence." I joked, knowing his flirting probably meant nothing. He did this with any girl he saw. I mean fucking hell look at Totoko he'd been pining over her for years.

Suddenly I felt a hand on my own and I looked over at him slowly. "No. You're special..." Through those half-lidded red eyes, I could actually see how serious he was being. "You what?" I spoke, my heartbeat increasing. 

He took the joint and smoked the last bit before putting it out in the ashtray on my table. He looked nervous as he faced me but it quickly disappeared. "(Y/N). I love you." He said, a lazy but loving smile on his face. My brain took a while to process what he just said and by the time I realised, he'd leaned in and planted his lips softly on mine. My hands instantly reached up, snaking themselves into his brown hair, motivating him to continue. His mouth turned to a smirk at this and his arms moved around my hips, pulling me closer to him.

Our kisses were slow and full of passion as we held each other. It felt as if there was nothing else but just me and him in that moment. Eventually, we pulled apart for air and I stared into those half-lidded eyes. "Osomatsu I love you too." 

He gave out a cheer before laying back, pulling me on top of him. I snuggled into him and we both sat in silence, feeling high and happy.

Hope you all enjoyed that! Osomatsu does seem like the type of guy who would get stoned 😂 Recently I have actually picked up a fanfic I started in 2018 and I'm continuing it! It's an Osomatsu-san fanfic and I'm currently rewriting the old chapters as well as making new ones so if you like Osomatsu-san I'd keep a lookout cause I'll be posting it soon!

Anyway once again Merry Christmas and I hope you all enjoyed!

Until next time bye- Jude