Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it and happy normal day to those who don't! Me and @just_a_sandwich were talking at 11 pm, and our crack brains came up with this monstrosity. Enjoy! (TW slight swearing and a gun)
Then from the chimney, there came a thump.
It was an old guy named Gerald, who was probably drunk.
"Get out of my house" I said with a shout.
"Don't worry my friend, it's just for the clout"
"What does that mean?" I yell, disbelieving.
"You see, right now, I am livestreaming." He pointed at a GoPro, sat on his head.
"Get out of my house, before I pump you with lead."
"Ok, ok! But before I go, there is something that you must know."
"And what might that be?" I asked, still not at ease.
"But you see, I covered your house in orbeez."
"What the fuck did you do?" I yelled, not with glee.
He shrugged and responded, "I don't honestly know, but the chat's spamming E."
I pulled out my shotgun, aiming it right at his chest.
"Get out of my house, I would suggest."
He nodded and turned, walking towards the door.
Before he left, I heard him mumble "Don't worry chat, we'll come back for more."
I watched as he left, taking to the skies.
"Everyone subscribe, our numbers will rise!"
I got some new headphones for Christmas, and they sound absolutely amazing. I'm gonna go listen to music while imagining au ideas now.
Bye :)
YOU ARE READING
Oh look some oneshots
FanfictionWelcome to my oneshots book! It will be almost entirely mcyt, centric around different characters almost every time (it's how my motivation works, deal with it). Oh, and the reason for the weird chapter names at the beginning is that I was originall...
