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Not-so-platonic Hels and Ex Shenanigans

I woke up this morning with an idea in my head and a pencil in my hand, and so this monstrosity of a oneshot was born. I meant for this to be platonic, but I asked someone to proofread it for me and they said "kinda gay ngl". So, enjoy some not-so-platonic Ex and Hels banter.

Helsknight huffed and sat down on a rock as a light dusting of snow began to fall. His armored foot tapped impatiently as the sun sunk below the horizon.

He watched as Ex walked out of the tent, brushing his hands off. "Well, I'm done."

"Finally." Held muttered before standing up and shoving past Ex. He continued straight into the tent, walking over to the sleeping bag that rested on the left side of the tent.

Ex followed him into the tent, before settling down on the bag opposite Hels.

Hels slid into his sleeping bag and rolled onto his side, facing the tent wall.

A few minutes of silence passed between the two as the sun faded away and engulfed the area in darkness.

"We should probably huddle for warmth." Ex spoke up.

"What?" Hels asked, his voice flat and disbelieving.

"Well, it's going to get pretty cold tonight, with the snow and all."

"No. We are not doing that." Hels deadpanned, pulling the hood of his sleeping bag over his face.

Without warning, the hood was yanked back, and Ex spoke up again.

"We need to. It's going to get very cold."

Hels growled and rolled over to face Ex, meeting his ruby red eyes.

"If we do, just this one night, will you stop bothering me and let me sleep?"

"Yes" Ex promised, nodding his head. Hels sighed in resignation, sliding partway out of his sleeping bag. "I was thinking we could zip the sleeping bags together." Ex explained.

Hels grumbled the whole time that the two unzipped their sleeping bags, before zipping them together. Ex got in the multicolored monstrosity, before Hels hesitantly followed.

"I can't believe I agreed to this." Hels muttered.

"See? Isn't this much warmer?" Ex smiled.

It was, but Hels would never admit that. Instead, he turned onto his side, away from Ex.

Silence fell between the two for a few minutes, Hels squeezing his eyes shut and pressing himself on the farthest end of the sleeping bag from Ex. The silence continued, until Ex's voice broke it right as Hels began to drift off.

"You know, we would share more body heat if we took off our shirts."

Hels's eyes shot open at that, and he immediately scrambled out of the enlarged sleeping bag as if it was on fire.

"What? I'm just stating the facts. Come back to bed." Ex pouted.

Hels's mouth opened involuntary, appalled at Ex's choice of words.

"No. Nononono! I am sleeping outside!" Hels shouted, unzipping the entrance to the tent as fast as he possibly could.

"It's snowing outside! You'll freeze to death!" Ex shouted at Hels as he started to step out of the tent.

Hels turned around and looked Ex directly in the eyes.

"I would rather sleep outside in a category 5 hurricane then sleep in here with you!" Hels snarled at him.

"Goodnight." Hels spat before walking out into the snow.

"Stop! Helsy, I don't want you to freeze out there!" Ex shouted after him.

Hels had never wished that he could slam a tent door more in his life.

Kinda short, I know. It was fun anyways. I've been trying to get better at writing banter, and I think I've made some progress. Although, that might just be me.

Anyways, see you next time, and sweet nightmares!

oh, and also, what's your guys favorite ship? Just wondering. Feel free to comment your answers.