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Pear icecream

So yesterday I had my concert

My friend was there so it was all good.

So the salad squad came

And we got icecream

Carrot was smart.

She got tougher and pear.

I tasted the pear.

It had alcohol in it.

So

Me and carrot ate it

And got drunk.

And killed everything

Then my phone died.

Then we got to go to Broccoli's house

And Carrot stayed til 2 am.

And lettuce fell asleep.

And then me and broccoli watched Yaoi until 4 am.

Then Mexican people woke us up at 10

e.e

~yup, Tomato

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