∞Book of rAnTs∞

Rant 41

RPG games

That awkward moment

When

You're playing an RPG

And

There is this man

That you have chosen

And

He looks like a mix of Yuki, Jeff, L, and Light

All my favorite characters

Except Light

He's ugly

Please don't kill me fangirls ;-;

Anyways

So

In this game

I was this girl

Who's parents died

So

I ran away

And I saw this ninja dude

Then I ran away

And met these people

So I joined them

And found out the ninja I saw was this man ^

And I'm liek

Well child.

._.

So then I join the group

And they fight over me

So then we go to this festival

And these two keep fighting over holding my hand

And I am that stupid girl who's all freakin innocent and never knows what's going on

Yeah

You know those girls

Everyone loves them and if someone hates them they start crying and ask why then the person who hates them starts loving them.

Example: Tohru

Literally

Anyways

So I have no idea what's going in then I get lost and the man that I like finds me and we go to the top of the hill

And I hug him

Because he has low self esteem -Yuki alert-

And I say BISH

You fab

And he confessed his love for me

And I did the same

Then we here murder

And we go to the woods

And then we see this man who's evil so my new boyfriend goes up to the man and kills him and I don't even care. I'm just over here like

Ohey. This man just killed someone. Eh whatever I love him anyways I'm not even going to acknowledge that this man just murdered someone and so then we skip away then he is all like

"Mkay Miki. Gotta tell you something. I'm a ninja..."

END OF CHAPTER

well

Also to add on you also called yourself an assassin (< I think that's how you spell it) earlier

But you sir are a murderer.

...

I don't know anymore.

Maybe you think you are Jeff

Cuz you also killed that man with a knife

You also called yourself a police man.

You do not kill a murderer on the spot.

Maybe in ancient japan you do but we just studied japan in history and I had a final on it today (96% bitch) and I don't remember anything about killing a man on the spot.

._.

Nothing

So I think we learned something.

RPGs have NO IDEA about history. Don't play them right before a final.

Especially about Japan

So yeah. I think L/Light/Yuki/Jeff man

Is trying to be all of them at the same time.

•he kills someone~Jeff~Light
•low self-esteem~Yuki
•he thinks he is smart~Light
•he's actually pretty hot~ L~all of the above. Except Light. Crap I'm gonna die.

~killed, Tomato