RPG games
That awkward moment
When
You're playing an RPG
And
There is this man
That you have chosen
And
He looks like a mix of Yuki, Jeff, L, and Light
All my favorite characters
Except Light
He's ugly
Please don't kill me fangirls ;-;
Anyways
So
In this game
I was this girl
Who's parents died
So
I ran away
And I saw this ninja dude
Then I ran away
And met these people
So I joined them
And found out the ninja I saw was this man ^
And I'm liek
Well child.
._.
So then I join the group
And they fight over me
So then we go to this festival
And these two keep fighting over holding my hand
And I am that stupid girl who's all freakin innocent and never knows what's going on
Yeah
You know those girls
Everyone loves them and if someone hates them they start crying and ask why then the person who hates them starts loving them.
Example: Tohru
Literally
Anyways
So I have no idea what's going in then I get lost and the man that I like finds me and we go to the top of the hill
And I hug him
Because he has low self esteem -Yuki alert-
And I say BISH
You fab
And he confessed his love for me
And I did the same
Then we here murder
And we go to the woods
And then we see this man who's evil so my new boyfriend goes up to the man and kills him and I don't even care. I'm just over here like
Ohey. This man just killed someone. Eh whatever I love him anyways I'm not even going to acknowledge that this man just murdered someone and so then we skip away then he is all like
"Mkay Miki. Gotta tell you something. I'm a ninja..."
END OF CHAPTER
well
Also to add on you also called yourself an assassin (< I think that's how you spell it) earlier
But you sir are a murderer.
...
I don't know anymore.
Maybe you think you are Jeff
Cuz you also killed that man with a knife
You also called yourself a police man.
You do not kill a murderer on the spot.
Maybe in ancient japan you do but we just studied japan in history and I had a final on it today (96% bitch) and I don't remember anything about killing a man on the spot.
._.
Nothing
So I think we learned something.
RPGs have NO IDEA about history. Don't play them right before a final.
Especially about Japan
So yeah. I think L/Light/Yuki/Jeff man
Is trying to be all of them at the same time.
•he kills someone~Jeff~Light
•low self-esteem~Yuki
•he thinks he is smart~Light
•he's actually pretty hot~ L~all of the above. Except Light. Crap I'm gonna die.~killed, Tomato
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