Out of order
So last weekend
I went to a vending machine in the gym near my house.
You know what it had on its front?
"Out of order"
Me? Rebel am i rite
I shoved my only dollar I had to survive in it.
There was a chip bag hanging out.
I typed in the number of the chip bag above. It fell.
And hit the chip bag hanging out.
I walked out the gym like a model, flipping my hair.
Like
Shit
I got two for one at an out if order vending machine.
Suck it.
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