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by tarrot

by tarrot

Out of order

So last weekend

I went to a vending machine in the gym near my house.

You know what it had on its front?

"Out of order"

Me? Rebel am i rite

I shoved my only dollar I had to survive in it.

There was a chip bag hanging out.

I typed in the number of the chip bag above. It fell.

And hit the chip bag hanging out.

I walked out the gym like a model, flipping my hair.

Shit

I got two for one at an out if order vending machine.

Suck it.