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Fifty Shades of Grey

Holy shit

I'm watching Fifty Shades of Grey with Lettuce

I'm scarred.

It's worse than Boku no Pico.

Or embracing love.

Okay

Maybe not that bad

But shit man.

"I want to fuck you in the middle of next week."

Me: saaaaame

IM SCARED

THEY ARE IN A PLEASURE ROOM

Shit.

Shit.

My life.

Kill me.

~help pliss, Tomato

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