∞Book of rAnTs∞

Rant 109

This won't even need a title

I have a clone.

I HAVE A FUCKIN CLONE

SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME

Except my eyebrows are so much better.

And she has a GIANT forehead.

Please.

Don't ask what me and sup_guy do during science every minute.

We totally don't pretend our foreheads are as big as her.

Pshhhh

nut

What made you think that?

.__.

...nut

Anyways

They always said that there are 7 people in the world who look exactly like you.

I found 1 and it's already creeping the fuck out of me.

HOLY SHIT

AND GUESS WHAT

SHE IS BEST FRIENDS WITH MY EX BEST FRIEND WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY BY MY SIDE FOREVER BUT THEN TOLD ME I WASNT SEXY ENOUGH FOR HER

God I have a problem

But is it now that my ex (too long to say the rest) has a clone of me that she made in her lab because she felt bad at calling me non sexy so she decided to make a lookalike?!

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~tomato