The strange ways of Omegle
I got bored so
I went on omegle and met this guy
We spent an hour fighting if I was real or not but he finally believed me.
Then he started flirting with me and shit.
So then he is all like "omg I love you so much I'm going to get a Tatoo for you"
Then also there was this other guy who was really creepy. He sent me a pic of his dick. Then he was like "let's fuck"
Me: *slowly backs away and starts killing Hannah the sup guy. You know why? She told me to talk to him for her*
Still I love you Hannah
But yeah
Then there was a horny 11 year old.
I just told him to suck table-kun's dick.
Then there was this one guy who asked for a nude. I gave him a pic of my elbow. :3
~scarred, Tomato

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