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Rant 37

Word girl

Okay

So I was thinking of waffles.

Then my mind floated to Toby.

Then my mind clicked to this fat monkey and he was a side kick of a girl.

I don't know why

But I realized

It was word girl

That was my favorite show

I used to steal my dad's laptop and watched word girl on it. (I'm pretty sure that's what it's called)

So

Remember that one bad guy

Who was blonde

And mental

Yeah

I just realized

His name is Toby

And of my memory is correct

He wore a mask sometimes

And had glasses (shh. They were goggles. It's okay)

And so then

I had a mini heart attack

And literally

Died.

Just right there.

On the floor.

And I'm like

"Holy shiet. Toby was on word girl. How was I so stupid all these years. OMG. Why. Toby whai."

~freaking out, Tomato