Popcorn
So after riding my pony for 3 hours
My mom takes me to the supermarket
And I'm still in my boots and jeans and muddy
And I'm liek
Bruh
But she still makes me go in ;~;
So then afterwards
We are In the car
And she opens a bag of popcorn
Me: can I have some?
Mom: sure.
Me: DAFAQ 0.0 *tries some* *nearly throws up*
Mom: like it?
Me: ITS DISGUSTING
Mom: it's Japanese
Me: I know it is! I don't have to like every Japanese thing? Jeezus
Mom: it's Japanese
Me: *face palm* yes I know genius I'm still not eating it
Mom: that's very rude I can't believe you just talked to me
Me: ~in my head~ yeah no shit woman I just talked to you because I have a damn mouth
So never eat sesame seed and seaweed popcorn
~starved, Tomato
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