Hair.
To all those blonde girls who think your emo.
Fuck you.
Okay maybe some of you can pull it off.
But here is a particular person I'm going to pick on.
.... I need a name. What shall I call you??
Uhm... What sounds fierce...
Claw. Your name is claw.
Okai.
So there is a girl at school who hangs out with us at lunch. Her name is Claw.
Blondish brownish hair... Dyed it red horizontally. Like a stripe. It looks worse than mine. And that's saying something.
Anyways...
She thinks she's emo.
She wears those combat boots and wears black like every week.
That doesn't bother me.... Much.
The thing that bothers me... Is your fucking hair.
*takes deep breath*
Claw. Why did you dye your hair to make it look like your brother colored sharpies in your hair. Who did it for you anyways? Your dog?
But... I'm going to let it slide.
But, the thing... That can you PLEASE fix...
Idk how to say this...
*points to media*
Let's see...
WHY DO YOU PUT THAT FUCKING PIECE OF HAIR OVER YOUR EYE. IT DOESNT LOOK FUCKING NATURAL. IT ONLY COVERS PART OF YOUR EYE THEN IT SHOWS THE REST THEN YOUR NATURAL HAIR STARTS. YOUR NOT FUCKING EMO. SORRY TO CRUSH YOUR DREAMS BUT YOU-
"Tomato..."
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CHELSEA
"You're going a bit... Overboard..."
NO I'M FUCKING NOT-
"Um... Yes you are. We get it. You hate hair in face even if it doesn't fit in a pony tail."
*takes deep breath* Okai... Fine. *walks over to table* *starts smashing it* (it's okay it's table-kun's brother)
"Tomato... Do I have to get Jesus Cry?"
*no reply just smashing sounds*
"Oh Jesus. NO TOMATO THAT'S CHAIR-KUN-"
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