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Rant 32

Target

So I went to target

And

We got Christmas wrapping paper

And

We were checking out

And

I grabbed the wrapping paper

Spun around to throw it in the cart

A little child was standing right behind me

And I hit it in the face.

It started to cry.

I awkwardly waddled over to the candy place to grab some gum

Its mother started staring at me

I acted like I was benson down to get some three musketeers.

Later

When I was walking out

I saw this really kawaii man.

Like

He had Down syndrome

But he was still really cute

And I wanted to give him a hug

You don't even know

I really wanted to go up to him and be like "it's okay. Tomato is here you don't have to worry about a thing. You are kawaii. You know that?"

~he needs a hug, Tomato