Unimpressed

My Cast

* All names with asterisks next to them are my OCs

*Alaska Wayde

Angel Dust

Alastor

*Jake

Valentino

*Bizgit

Averie

*Jamie

*Mavis

Side characters you may hear of:

General Grievous

Husker

*Lucifer (Luci) Wayde (Ironic, I know)

Vox

Charlie

Velvet

Blitzo 

Stolas

Octavia 

Loona

Olivia

*Octavian

Quick notes on the OCs

Alaska: Has anxiety, PTSD, ADD, asthma and insomnia. Doesn't like being touched, prefers to stay indoors, dresses conservatively (baggy hoodies and jackets, leggings, etc.). Loves art, music, sword combat and guns, always carries a minimum of three weapons on her at all times. Loves dancing, comedy, singing and acrobatics, loves live performance and radio shows. Prone to episodes of insanity and extreme violence, quick to anger but also easy to please. Lost everyone but her brother in her family to drug poisoning. Very short, 4'4'', but with the use of her powers can grow up to sixteen feet tall minimum. Almost anorexic, very, very thin. Back and shoulders are covered in scars from her past. Has very strangely strong powers. Half blood demon, meaning she can freely travel between the human world, Hell and Heaven. Glitch demon, meaning she takes the appearance of a computer virus and is constantly glitching a tiny bit. Can glitch from one place to another (Like Vanelleope from Wreck it Ralph). Other powers included time stop, hacking and electrical sabotage abilities, can phase through walls with the right amount of concentration, the ability to electrocute people and the ability to reverse actions, known as the "Reverse Effect". Could potentially be an Overlord but isn't. Immortal, 19 years old going on never growing up. Runs Unimpressed Studios (Radio show/live performance entertainment center) and is making it as a new business owner. Has an adoptive son, Jake and a daughter, Jamie.

Luci: Alaska's big brother. Works as a highly successful half blood contracter (makes deals with demons, gods and everyone in between), owns the family contracting business. Tall, 7 feet, social, dresses professionally (suits, dress pants, etc). Workaholic, loves his job, barely ever has time off. 23 years old, immortal. Again, also a half blood, can travel between places. Charmspeaker, meaning he can be manipulative and very persuasive. Has some fire abilities, barely ever uses them. Good at his job, supports him and Alaska both and does visit to celebrate his sister's success. Very protective of his sister and sometimes doesn't realize that she is in fact an adult. Has some PTSD and ADD, but not as bad as Al. Very attractive, well liked and overall a successful businessman. Has a good sense of humor and loves to tease Al. A good big brother.

Jake: Alaska's adoptive son. Very young, 7 years old. Was insane in life, killed his twin sisters, drove his dad to leave and attacked his mother. Died of accidental overdose in the mental hospital from the solution they were using to calm him down. In the afterlife is very very smart, can do things like color code the bottles and glasses in the bar, draw stained glass window designs on discarded pieces of wood and tinkering with drone controls. Not very verbal, excluding towards Alaska, Angel, Husker and Alastor. Doesn't particularly look like a demon, still looks like a child, but his abilities are terrifying. Can do something called "Energy drain" which is where he stares right into said person's eyes for a brief period of time and the energy from that person collects in the back of his throat. Has rows upon rows and extremely sharp teeth and will not hesitate to bite if touched. Also doesn't like being touched, again excluding Alaska and Angel. Very loving towards Al and Angel, very polite to Husker and Alastor. Loves gadgets and learning how things work, loves reading. Likes to be outside but doesn't like to stray from the hotel unless he has to go to work with Al. Affectionately nicknamed "Shark Boy" by Angel, who is considered by Jake to be the adoptive dad even though Al and Angel aren't dating and probably never will. Well behaved, curious and sometimes exhausting to watch but Alaska loves him completely.

Bizgit: Alaska's hellhound. Luci adopted him for Al for her nineteenth birthday, and she absolutely loved him on sight and has ever since. Big dog, stands as tall as a little under Al's shoulder. Can talk as well as humans. Very protective, constantly feeling the need to guard Al but knows she's an adult and can take care of herself, so he gives her space. Keeps a watchful eye over Jake when Alaska can't be with him. Doesn't like Alastor very much, nor does he like Angel all that well, but he tolerates both of them. Hates it when Al is upset. Prone to attack anyone who he thinks might have to do with Al's emotional struggles. Very obedient however, so he listens to every command she gives him. Loves human bones, is friends with Angel's pet pig, Nugget, and Mittens, Alastor's pet. Is a very good dog.

Jamie: Alaska's dream daughter, brought to life by Mavis from a painting Al did. Fourteen years old, with dark brown, red and navy blue hair. Has some of Alastor's features (explained in a later story) such as antlers and the brown and red parts of her hair. Also grows to have some of his mannerisms. Has some ADD and anxiety but is still very extroverted and friendly. Loves exploring, meeting people and being with Luca (Charlie's son), her crush and best friend. Also likes playing video games, playing guitar and enjoys the thrill of getting into trouble. Mainly vandalism, because she adores spray painting. Already grown to be taller than her mother, Jamie is 5'0''. Overall, she has her mother's determination and willingness to forgive and her father's (who is technically Alastor, no worries he agreed) deadly accurate intelligence and unbothered demeanor. A very charming young girl.

Mavis: A nine tailed arctic fox demon who choose to become a non physical being so she could guide Alaska within her mind. Has been with Alaska through all her trauma, and serves as her voice of reason. All Mavis really wants is Al's happiness, so she does whatever she can to help. A very powerful and mysterious being, not much is known about her. When she can be a physical being, she takes the appearance of a very beautiful woman with long blonde hair and her fox features.

Author's note: This is roleplay based. I can guarantee that eighty percent of this actually happened in the roleplay server I own. Majority of these scenarios  happened in the server, between me and my roleplay friends and some of these stories are more my imagination. I could care less about how things are supposed to be, this is how it happened for me. So there.

Please enjoy this, it has been my pride and joy lately and I wanted to share it. Hopefully you find it as amusing as I do.