Unimpressed

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I've never done and Q&A before, so I decided that since this broadcast is gaining in popularity (thank you all so much, y'all are the best)I've asked you to send me questions. I received a lot of questions so I'll be breaking this up in multiple parts, I'm so sorry if your question doesn't get mentioned. I'll try to get through and at least read them all. Let's get into it shall we?

Okay so one of the questions I saw a lot was "Are you single or taken?" and "Are you dating and if so who?" I had to get permission to answer this question, you guys are lucky I love you so much. Yes, I am in fact taken at the present moment and you'd probably have to see us together in real life to believe it but I'm with Alastor. There's your answer. Next question!

"Are you straight? If not what's your pride?" Was another question I got a lot. I am not straight, I'm actually bi. And I think I've said this before but I've not dated a whole lot, so I've had one girlfriend and then the current relationship I'm in. Ya girl is still an antisocial peabody. I'd still rather hide than be out in the open but y'all have blown that all to pieces, so I'm learning how to be a people person and it's exhausting. Next!

This one is a very interesting question and I get it a lot, even outside this questionnaire:

"What the heck is going on with your family situation?" Honestly I love this question, so we're gonna spend a little time on it, here we go.

When most ask this question they're referring to the fact that my two kids have different dads and they have no idea why. Another major reason is because Angel and I sometimes appear as if we're together when we're not, and Jake adds to the confusion, so for those who don't know what the deal is already lemme give you the rundown:

Jake is adopted. I watched him rescue himself from being kidnapped on the street about two months ago (feels like centuries, a lot has happened in a two month span) and brought him to the hotel. I pretty much fell for the kid right away, he was such a sweetheart and a sass and I adored him. And I wasn't the only one. Angel loved this kid from the start as well, so the same day, we talked about it with each other and agreed to be Jake's adoptive parents, even though we weren't together. Jake really wanted us to be together at first, but we eventually turned him off the idea. Angel and I are best friends and nothing more, even though we are very affectionate towards each other. It's just how we roll.

Jamie started out as a painting, and if you want more details on that go listen to my previous story, that will explain things to you better. Mavis summoned her, and with the way it was done, Alastor was technically her father. At first that didn't go down very well, but he quickly agreed to take the position as Jamie's dad. And he got attached to her and it was super sweet. In addition to that, Alastor and I were spending more time together since we were with Jamie a lot of the time and in turn became kind of attached to each other. And now we are one big happy family with two dogs and Nuggie. It's pretty fantastic and we're all happy which is the best gift I've ever received in my life. And yes, both fathers love both kids equally as do I, so there's no problem there. Good question to whoever asked it, you get a gold star. Moving on!

"Who are all your best friends in order?"

Ah, so whoever asked this one knows I never have one favorite, points to you. My best friends in order, here they are:

One: Angel

Two: Charlie

Three: Velvet

Four: Averie

Five: Val

The rest of the people I tend to associate with are very distant friends so they aren't on this list, but there you have it. This list is organized in terms of who I spend the most time with and I don't consider my romantic partner to be a friend, I consider him as my partner. And yes, to those who are confused, Val and I are in fact friends now, updates on that will be coming soon. Next!

Alright this one kinda wounds my ego a little bit. I think I'm gonna have an identity crisis on my hands soon: "Why are you and Alastor so similar?"

Okay first of all, there's a whole story behind that, what did you expect, and secondly I am not that similar to him! There's a difference between a radio demon and a glitch demon okay, I promise. I'm a glitch thank you very much. Hmph.

You probably want a real answer now so I'll tell you why we have similar traits.

Imma say this again, I know I've said this before but I'm a half blood demon. With most half bloods their form graduates to something called a "charmspeaking form". Basically it's a glow up that makes you insanely pretty and plastic looking and gives you extreme persuasive and manipulative abilities. We're generally cut out to be contractors. But, in very rare cases some half bloods will gain a third form, which is their full demon form. Fun fact, it's so rare that I'm actually only the second half blood in history to have a full demon form. Anyway, back to the explanation.

The reason Alastor and I are so much alike is because he was my first demon influencer. Since he had a big part in coaxing that form out of me simply because at the time he was more powerful than I was, and if you are in fact half blood and have a third form, being around particularly powerful demons pulls that third form out of you if you have it. It's confusing, I still don't know how all it works. But yeah. I'm like him because he was my influencer basically and pretty much my teacher. Which makes our relationship a little weird but oh well, it happens. We're gonna go to the next thing now. Heh.

"What do you do with your free time?" That was also something everyone and their mother wanted to know so here's the list. Warning: it's not as interesting as you think it's going to be.

Things I do in my free time:

Watch hours upon hours of stand up comedy. Favorite comedians are Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, James Veitch and Gabriel Iglesias, just in case someone wanted to know

Drink coffee. Lots of coffee. Because yes

Go out and paint the city

Sketch my friends and family in my legal pad and then give them the sketch

Play guitar and sing

Teach my daughter to play guitar

Sometimes I still shoot people with stapler guns on the roof of the hotel with Angel

Get dragged out places that I don't wanna go. Ahem. Velvet.

Get into silly petty arguments with Ave and Val, haha. It's pretty funny I enjoy it

Help my son with his little inventions

Play with my dogs and sometimes Nuggie

Go for walks

Overall spending time with my very weird but completely lovable new family

Yeah, I don't really do anything particularly interesting, but hey, it's something to do. I think my favorite things on this list is spending time with my family, coffee drinking and watching hours upon hours of stand up comedy. And sometimes Charlie watches with me, especially if I'm watching Gabriel Iglesias, she loves watching him with me. We actually sit down in her room and watch that crap all night on Thursdays. Love you Charlie! Anyway, next question! This will be the last one, this is getting a little lengthy.

"Did you ever have a crush on your best friend?"

I found this to be a very amusing question, so whoever asked this, you also get points and a gold star, double bonus for you. However I do think you need to listen to my rant about emotions.

The answer to your question, lovely asker, is no. It's not until recently that I have been able to feel such emotion towards other people. That doesn't mean I don't love him, but I don't love Angel like that. I love him as a best friend and I make sure he knows that every day.

Well lovelies, thank you so much for your questions! I enjoyed reading them and answering them for you. Expect a part two, I had a lot of fun with this. I love you guys so much, you make my day every day! This is Unimpressed Studios and this is your host speaking, have a fantastic rest of your day!

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