Unimpressed

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Ya girl right here has ADD. My brain is all over the place, so random things pop into my head all the time, and sometimes that leads to really amusing situations, like the one I'm about to tell you. Hopefully I don't start dying of laughter all over again, here we go!

I was just standing in the kitchen, talking to Alastor. I'd been so bored lately, being as my fragile condition prevented me from going places, like work (I was extremely upset about that). I'd run through my list of hobbies and received some horrible suggestions and I was beside myself with boredom. So my brain did what it always does when that happens; it starts thinking of random things. It did just that, this nice head of mine thought of something completely random and I immediately was like "I just had the most random thought, I gotta go bother Husker." This thought needed his reaction, because he has the best reactions to things, so I went into the bar to pester him.

He was asleep when I went in there, so I was very considerate and woke him up by shouting his name right next to his ear. I'm so nice, I know. He wakes up and nearly falls off his chair. I guess I startled him or something. When he sees me he's like "Oh- it's just you."

"Yes, it's only me, no one important," I reply, waving his comment away so I could get to the point, "I just had a random thought, ask me what my random thought was."

He gives me a funny look. "Uh okay- what was your random thought?"

"You are a dusty chinchilla," I state, matter-of-factly. He looks up at me a moment, confused.

"What the frick is a chinchilla?" he asked. I start laughing.

"How do you not know what a chinchilla is? It's a type of animal, silly."

"There you go then, that answers your question, I don't care about other animals."

I figured my attempt to get a reaction out of him had failed, so I told him I was just messing with him and that I'd leave him alone now if he wanted. As I'm turning to leave the room, he speaks up again, though.

"Wait, isn't a chinchilla one of those weird rats?" he asks. I burst out laughing again.

"You should look it up yourself," I said, "Let me know when you find it."

He rolls his eyes, gets his phone out and searches it. After about a minute, he looks up at me, back down at his screen and back again. At this point I'm dying of laughter, I'm a heap on the floor. Tears are rolling down my face and everything, the whole nine yards.

"Wh-" He sputters, "Okay, I know I look like a cat, but this thing is a freaking rat! Since when do I look like one of these?"

"I'm sorry man," I say, picking myself up off the floor and wiping the laugh tears off my face, "I had to say it. You have the best reactions."

"Whatever," he mutters, scowling at me. I just smile right back.

Yup. I called Husker a dusty chinchilla. Fun fact, I didn't come up with that, I saw it in a video I watched. I watch way too much YouTube while I'm supposed to be sleeping. And hey, teasing is mean but it's how we show our friends we love them, so there. Love ya buddy, you're fantastic.

That concludes today's episode! Thank you much for listening, y'all make my life more interesting everyday. This is your host, Alaska, and you're tuned into Unimpressed Studios. We'll see you in the next episode! Bye!

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