Unimpressed

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I am so sorry to anyone that has to deal with me when I have a migraine. I am a complete jerk when I'm not feeling well, and I apologize. Specifically to Val and Vox because they had to babysit me the last time it happened. So we're gonna talk about that, let's do it! Storytime!

I was feeling like complete crap a couple days ago. Migraines are a recent problem that have come up as a result of me now being full demon, that's how my body is adapting to the change. I don't get them too often, but when I do it's really bad. I'm talking me being out of commission for a whole day. It frickin sucks man. Usually, Angel, Alastor or Charlie are at the hotel when this happens, and they can take my heightened sassiness and bad mood. This time, I had to go to work with Angel since neither Alastor or Charlie would be at the hotel to deal with me. This is how that went:

I didn't even know we were going to the studio, because I was asleep. I got no warning. Angel just picked me up and walked out with me. When I woke up, I was extremely unhappy, as you can imagine, because suddenly I wasn't in bed anymore. And, Angel set me right between Val and Vox, so they could keep an eye on me while he had to be in another room. I looked on either side of me and buried my face in my hands for a minute. They looked at each other, and then looked back at me and when I finally dropped my hands away from my face, I actually screamed. Like a full voice angry scream. Val put a hand over my mouth, mainly because almost everyone in the room turned to look at us. Of course I'm in a pissy mood so as soon as his hand got close to my face, I sunk my pointy little fangs into it. Yes, I bit him. Hey, he moved his hand, so it was a successful method.

A point that I will bring up again: Val and I don't always get along and we still get irritated with each other rather quickly. So he was pissed. I mean, so was I, I now had a mouthful of his blood, witch I spit back out all over him. It was nasty. Vox and I however are chill with each other so he rolled his eyes and pulled me closer to him so I didn't try to attack Val. I was actually preparing to attempt.

"Now Al," Vox said to me, "You shouldn't yell in here, you'll startle people."

I glared at him for a few seconds, starting to pull away from him, but then he handed me my migraine meds and told me to take them like he was my dad or something. I rolled my eyes like an angsty teenager and mumbled "Fine, gimme," and proceeded to snatch and swallow the medication without water.

"Good god," Val mumbled, "There's something wrong with you."

"Excuse me." I snapped my head to look at him again, giving him the iciest glare, "I can still hear you."

"Good." Val just glares right back at me. I lunged forward to try attacking him again and Vox just casually puts his arm around me like a seat belt, holding me back.

"I'll tell your husband that you're misbehaving," he said calmly.

Not that Alastor would do anything to me for that or anything I do when I'm sick, that's not the kind of relationship we have, but migraine Al shut up real quick and relaxed. I pretty much sat there with my arms crossed, glaring up at the stage but not really watching what was happening. Eventually I fell asleep and was more bearable to deal with. The funny thing is that I have a very particular migraine symptom; partial memory loss. So when my head cleared and I woke up with Vox's arm still holding me down like a belt, I was hella confused. You know how I know all the crap I just told you happened?

Angel told Averie to record what happened in case I decided to murder someone so he was standing in the corner of the room the whole time, filming. I was told that I did all that stuff, I have no memory of it. Go migraine Al, you'll go far one day. Maybe you'll succeed in drop kicking Val someday. That video is in fact posted on my page if you wish to see me act like a moody teenager.

I hope you enjoyed migraine Al, because Val and Vox definitely weren't amused. Side note: Alastor did see the video and he laughed about it for hours. It was pretty awesome. Anyway dear audience, it's that time again for me to tune out. Hope to talk to you soon!

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