Nicknames and pet names are two different things. Period. One of those things I don't mind, and the other of those things drives me insane. Being as I have several nicknames and haven't killed anyone for calling me by them, option two is what bothers me so much.
I frickin hate pet names with a burning passion. Dunno why, but I do. So Imma rant about it, okay? Okay, here we go.
So I don't have a problem with nicknames. I get called Al, Allie (only by Averie for some reason, weird kid) shortie, candy bar, blueberry, all sorts of things. And I don't mind it because the people who call me those things aren't creeps I'm being forced to get along with. I won't name any names right now, but if you know me, or you are this person, then you know exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm still salty about that. Fight me. Moving on!
Pet names are bad enough when I'm not irritated, though that is the number one way to irritate me. The one in particular that makes me want to strangle the person who calls me that? "Sweetie." If you ever call me "sweetie" to my face, I will instantly want to kill you. First of all, I ain't your sweetie nor will I ever be. That's really creepy, it is. I'm just sayin'. Don't care if it's the normal for you buddy, I hate it. So don't. Secondly, just why? Why would you ever say that in the first place? What the hell did I do to you? Besides, y'know, basically screaming at you full voice. Still! It makes no dang sense! And if you happen to catch me when I am irritated already, you better move, because I'm about to attempt a murder. I'm not playing these games with you. Honestly. If I could drop kick you every time you call me "sweetie" I sure as heck would.
This was super short, I apologize, but rants will generally be shorter than storytimes. It is what it is. Basic logic. But, I hope you enjoy some of my random rants mixed in with my random life stories. Personally I think it's more fun that way.
Thank you all for listening and I'll see you in the next broadcast. Talk to you soon lovelies! This is your host, tuning out for now.
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