Okay so I'm dedicating this chapter to HP aka Harry Potter
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Voldemort: So all I have to do is lie?
Pinocchio: Yup!!
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To those who wonder why girls go in the bathroom together well Hermione almost got killed by a troll, Ginny got abducted, Myrtle died and Katie got cursed. So theres the explanation as to why.
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P1: Dude I wasn't that drunk
P2: You were hugging an old guy with a beard screaming DUMBLEDORE YOUR ALIVE.
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I think its nice how Voldemort always waits till the end if the year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws he really cares about education
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Ron: Harry you need to help me. I think Hermione has been friend zoning me.
Snape: YOU NO NOTHING ABOUT FRIEND ZONING.
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Harry: We've got one thing Voldemort doesn't have
Hermione: Yeah?
Harry: Noses
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Dumbledore: I'm sorry Harry but no spell can reawaken the dead. Except for the time turner but well use that to save buckbeak. # Dumbledorelogic
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Snape: Headmaster I'm afraid the dark lord has returned
Dumbledore: Are you Sirius?
Snape: No I'm Severus
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Dumbledore: The dark forest is forbidden to all students except for detention at night when it's the most dangerous. Ten points to Dumbledore # Dumbledorelogic
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Parents: Do the dishes
Me: *places sock on counter*
Parents: Whar is this? Why is it here? *hands sock back to me*
Me: Dobby is a free elf now
Parents: Wait what no!!
Me: *Runs to room*
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Do you think Sirius ever went into his anamaguis form and ate Remus or James homework as a joke?
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Hope you people liked thus chapter and don't worry their will be note chapters on all sorts of other books. Not just Divergent.
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