fandom jokes

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How long does an owl live

6 and a half books

WHHHHYYYYY DID THEY NOT SHOW TRIS HIGH ON PEACE SERUM IN INSURGENT WHYYYY...

This is not fandom related but bananaplant is a real word... sorry had to say that

When Percy got frustrated in The Son of Neptune and slammed his hand on a bookshelf I was stunned. literally this was me

Me: Wha

Me: How

Me: I knew you didn't like books

Me: But slamming your fist against them

Me: I don't how to feel

Me: I love Percy

Me: I also love books

      *****5 hours later*****

Me: ...Percy you are forgiven.

When Fred died his hand fell off the clock. George wore it on him as a necklace. The hand was always pointing to his heart...

Me: TJEJSJKSKALDKDNDBBD I AM DIEING OF FEELS RIGHT FREAKING NOW.

When I make a fandom joke and no one laughs

Me: Screw you I'm hilarious

Me making new friends

Me: Ok wanna hear a joke

Them:

Me: How does Kronos like his coffee

Them:

Me: LUKEwarm Hahah

Them:

Me: What did Voldemort say when he had one pin left in bowling

Them:

Me: KILL THE SPARE! OMG

Them:

Me: Ok ok this is a good one

Me: What's Finnicks favorite game

Them:

Me: TRUTH ODAIR

Me: Thats hilarious

Me: Too soon?...

When I walk in he forest

this is what I see

Gale shooting squirrels and a-staring at me

I arrow in my hand

and I ain't afraid to

BOW IT BOW IT BOW IT

I'M KATNISS AND YOU KNOW IT

When your crush complains about being single

Me: I VOLUNTEER

Katniss has one sister and when she gets reaped Katniss volunteers but Peeta has like 10 siblings and when he gets reaped their all like 'Sucks to be you man'

I no longer call truth or dare, truth or dare I now call it Candor or Dauntless