fandom jokes

Long Chapter

Okay guys I'm feeling good about my life so an extra long chapter just for my amazing readerz

Me: I'm not sorry my fandom gets in the way of my real life

Me: If you ask me my real life gets in the way of my fandom's

When someone insults my fandom's

Me: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

Me: I don't need a therapist

Me: The cruel authors need therapy

When you read a book with no fandom

Me: Well I guess its just me and my feelings.

Dumb Person: I LOOOOOOOVE Divergent

Me: OMFG ME TOO I CANT BELIEVE HOW DUMB ERIC IS

Person: Eric is daring her

Me: NOOOOO FOUR IS NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT BEFORE I BUTTER KNIFE YOU.

Will: Last Friday night

Tris: I jumped off into a net

Four: I three knives right at her head

Edward: I stabbed in my bed

Eric: AHAHAHAHAH

Al: I smell like sage and lemon grass

Molly: Tris kicked me in the ass

Peter: I'm scared of being last

Uriah: This Friday night

Lynn: Do it all... again

What you don't realize when you join a fandom: Don't forget your here forever

Having a fangirl moment in public: Conceal don't feel don't let them know.

Djsjdnhejxmdkzndnfnxjbdbzbshsbdnsbsbdbxndbdbbdbdbd INSURGENT COME OUT IN TEN FRIKIN DAYS YES TEN FRIKIN DAYS I AM FREAKING OUT SO HORRIBLY RIGHT NOW

What if a guy took a poly juice potion an got pregnant within the hour. Would he be pregnant when turned back.

Draco Malfoy secretly went to Fred's funeral he made sure to be in the back so no one saw him. After he thought everyone had left he lingered there he had always thought the Weasly twins were quite funny he just never let on. He was sorry for every who had died because of him. He wanted to go to the other funerals but couldn't get the courage. He cried quietly at Fred's coffin apologizing. He never thought that anyone ever saw him and George was never going to tell... OH THE FEELS THE STINKIN FEELS... I am literally crying right now I am so horrible.

Sorry not that long but thank so much for all my reads I really am grateful