Tfios

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Okay so I got a comment asking if I have read Tfios and yes I have. I cried so much when Augustus died in the books but not at all during the movie am I cruel. Also sorry if I don't answer your comments I've been trying to but my phones acting up and not letting me post any comments. But onto the jokes.

Its a metaphor you see; you put the text book in front of you but don't actually give it the power to teach you anything.

Mean while in heaven: Gus is kissing Tris thinking she's Hazel well Tris is smacking him think he's Caleb

You can literally throw the book tfios at my face as hard as you can and it will never come close to how much pain the book inflicted.


Me: *Puts blindfold on*

Me: *Falls down stairs*

Family: What are you doing

Me: I don't want to see a world without Augustus Waters.

Me: * Runs into wall*


How to get girls to love you

1) Read Tfios

2)Act EXACTLY like Augustus Waters


Me texting my crush

Crush: So party at my house

Me: Okay

Crush: Okay

Me: OMG stop flirting with me

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