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Reading the Divergent series

Before Reading the divergent series

Me: Pshh the book is gonna be lame

After reading the divergent series

Me: *quietly crying in a corner and then questioning my existence*

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Okay so this is what I did when I started reading the Divergent series

So when I first started reading Divergent I was laying on my bed with my door open blocking out sound. Then reading Insurgent I would lock the door and I refused to come out till I finished the whole book. Which thankfully I did in one day with time to spare then on the last book it was the same thing except at the end if the book I dropped the book in the ground curled up in a ball and cried four 3 hours. Finally I got up shoved my face with food went back to my room and wrote at least 10 pages in my diary dedicated to the Divergent series. After about a month I finally absorbed the fact that Tris was dead and that it wouldn't change. I stopped reading then after 1 month I reread the whole series 5 times and a couple days ago I finished the last book in the series Four. Now I have decided to read the entire series again. Don't worry I'm not insane I just take books seriously.

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how to get over the divergent series.

1) you can't

2) you won't

3) stop trying

4) its impossible

5) just stop trying

6)theres no way to get over it

7) plz stop trying

8) you just can't

9) don't even try

10) just stop freaking trying its impossible okay!

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How you count before reading Divergent series

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

How you count after reading Divergent series

1,2,3,Tobias,5,Tris,7,8,9,Fourtris