Am I the only one that cries over books and when my friends try to comfort me I just get more upset cause they aren't fangirls so they wouldn't understand so they have no idea why I'm crying so they say stuff like " Whoever this person is they most be a dumb idiot and I automatically hate them" and I know that's nice of my friends but they just don't understand the emotional trauma books will cause you.
Teacher: What's 2+2
Me: Tobias
Teacher: Okay what's 4+6
Me: Fourtris
Teacher: Okay what's 4-6
Me: *Breaks down sobbing* WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT
Friends: Why did you say that
Me: *Goes on a rant about why we don't speak of that and has to be dragged out of classroom so I don't smack my teacher*
*In gym*
Teacher: Okay Lucy you'll be team captain
Me: *Screaming* I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
Me: * Makes everyone use a pen to defend themselves*
*At Zoo*
Me: *Sees snake*
Me: *Breaks cage*
Me: * Runs away screaming* OH MY FRICK WRONG SNAKE CAGE EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ITS NAGINI
Me: I've absorbed so many fictional characters into my personality and half of them are dead.
Me: Oh my frick I'm half dead
Okay guys so I made all these jokes up one my own so if you are going to use them please give me credit that would be very much appreciated and also NO SPOILERS ON HERO'S OF OLYMPUS I am about to read the series so thnx love ma readerz
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