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As I promised a long chapter so her you are.

Dear Fred,

        I miss you very much moms eye sight is getting worse she accidentally sewed an F for Fred instead of a G I broke down crying

Making a joke in front of friends who aren't in fandom's

Friend: ??????!!!!!

Me: DONT TALK TO ME GOSH YOU NON BOOK READER

Me: Leans over to person in a fandom says " Gosh some ppl"

Fandom Insults

Harry Potter: Not even a dementor would kiss you or stupid muggle

Divergent: You pansycake

Hunger Games: Go eat night lock

Percy Jackson: Stupid Mortal

What the initiates said after Edward got stabbed:

Person: Edward got stabbed!

Me: That's forked up

Me: What to spoon

Josh Hutchersons parents are probably called Josh Hutcherdad and Josh Hutchermom

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts

Percy Jackson fans: I wanna go to camp half blood

Hunger games fans: I'm good

Gtg bye boarding boat sorry not a long chapter but a long one when I get back

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