As I promised a long chapter so her you are.
Dear Fred,
I miss you very much moms eye sight is getting worse she accidentally sewed an F for Fred instead of a G I broke down crying
Making a joke in front of friends who aren't in fandom's
Friend: ??????!!!!!
Me: DONT TALK TO ME GOSH YOU NON BOOK READER
Me: Leans over to person in a fandom says " Gosh some ppl"
Fandom Insults
Harry Potter: Not even a dementor would kiss you or stupid muggle
Divergent: You pansycake
Hunger Games: Go eat night lock
Percy Jackson: Stupid Mortal
What the initiates said after Edward got stabbed:
Person: Edward got stabbed!
Me: That's forked up
Me: What to spoon
Josh Hutchersons parents are probably called Josh Hutcherdad and Josh Hutchermom
Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts
Percy Jackson fans: I wanna go to camp half blood
Hunger games fans: I'm good
Gtg bye boarding boat sorry not a long chapter but a long one when I get back
YOU ARE READING
fandom jokes
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