Cat: *Jumps onto bed*
Me: *Pets cat*
Me: Hey I just pet you
Me: And your not bitchy
Me: So poke your chin out
Me: Cause it looks itchy
Me: And all the other cats try to evaaaaaddde me
Me: But I offered chin scratch
Me: And you obeyed me
Me: *Chorus* Cause you jumped into my bed I shall pet your I bet you like that cause your a cat
I shall sing this every time a cat jumps on my bed
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