fandom jokes

Call me maybe (Heros of Olympus style)

Leo: I made a ship just to sail

Piper: I hate my mom can't you tell

Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl

Annabeth: I missed you seaweed brain

Frank: My life depends on a stick

Hazel: I lived twice you piles of schists

Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks

Hedge: But your still cupcakes

Leo: My bike was rollin, get back nymphs are coming, scrawny yeah you know it, WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY