fandom jokes

Harry Potter things... and maybe se other books too

I think that if Harry and Ron met Percy and Annabeth met Hermione they would literally be unstoppable like just imagine that.

Or if the Weasly Twins met the Stoll Brothers the world would blow up

Me in the Hunger games: Oh no you don't kill me I have some fictional characters that I need to finish reading about and I will not die until I finish all the books

Me: So if you want to kill I must warn you to let me finish all these books first.

Me: Wait what am I saying... I'm a fangirl if anyone even comes close to my books they had better back if there will be a lot of swearing in different languages.

Me: Oh no they ganged up on me

Me: *Takes out pen*

Careers: Ha like a pen will do anything what is gonna turn into Riptide when you click it

Me: No I had Butler ( Butler is a guy from Artemis Fowl btw)

put land mines that will blow up on the spot.

Careers: Haha go ahead

Me: *Presses pen*

Careers: *Run away for fear of getting blown up*

Me: Presses actual pen that makes land mines blow up when they are back their camp grounds... if you are wondering how I know it is because I was using that mirror thing from once upon a time I shoved it into this girls pocket and she is currently admiring her self.