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Are you are you

singing to this too

I am soooo bored

so I though I'd post

this thing to

the Hanging tree tune

Sorry that didn't rhyme but what eves

also please follow me on Pinterest my username is Lucy Salesky one of my favorite boards I have on there is called Here's to the kids.

Mom: Honey what do want for your b-day

Me: To be able to reincarnate all the fictional characters I like that have died.

Me: *le rubs socks on carpet*

Me: * le shocks someone*

Me: I AM THE DAUGHTER OF ZEUS THE ALMIGHTY BOW DOWN TO ME.

Me: omg mom my boyfriend fell quick call an ambulance

Mom: Shut up and put your poster back on the wall.

A poem by Issac:

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything's black

I am blind

Okay so no joke in my L.A. class were starting our unit on Greek Mythology and everyone's like

Everyone: Who the heck is Artemis

Me: Step aside peasants this my turf. And never use the word heck only say hades or the gods will have your soul and send you to he fields of punishment!!

Anna: *Punches Hans off the boat*

Me: WOO YOU GO GIRL KNOCK THAT IDIOT DOWN 8 NOTCHES DJSJNSBS YEAH ANNA!!!!!

Everyone: SHUT THE HEL-

Me: *glares*

Everyone: We mean SHUT THE HADES UP!!

Me: Thats right you use the word Hades

I can imagine Percy making the water turn freezing cold on people he didn't like well they were in the shower.

Just a reminder Insurgent come out in 5 DAYS and we get to see Tris high on Amity peace serum.

Does anyone else learn cuss words in ancient Greek so they won't get in trouble if they swear because no one can understand you. I do...haha