fandom jokes

Long Chapter since I haven't been updating often

Sorry if this is offense to anyone

Yo mama so fat her patronuos is a cake

OMG I have just realized that what if the actual reason Zeus turned Thalia into a tree was because he knew that she would be of help in the first great prophecy and not because he felt bad watching her die!!!!!

Bellatrix: I just killed your godfather!

Harry: You're kidding right

Bellatrix: No...I guess you could say I'm DEAD SIRIOUS!!!!

MWHAHAH I AM SO EVIL ENJOY THE FEELS

1) When your just plain mean- You pansycake!

2) When you are acting as mortal as Gabe (From PJO)- You muggle

3) When someone has crossed the line- Your such a nasty piece of Dauntless cake not even Tobias/Four would eat you!!!!

I used that and I was all like

Me: "Yeah I'm a boss ass bitch"

and the divergent fandom was all like

Divergent fandom: "OHHHHH YOU JUST GOT INSULTED DIVERGENT STYLE!!!!!" and I'm just standing looking all awesome

Athlete: What's the greatest moment in sports history?

Me: When Vicktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won

Me: I started running because I thought I was being chased by a tracker jacker then I realized it was a wasp and then I realized I wasn't in the hunger games.

Perhaps Voldemort face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at then train station

Shauna: Hey Zeke

Zeke: what

Shauna: Knock knock

Zeke: Who's there

Shauna: Daisy

Zeke: Daisy who

Shauna: DEY SEE ME ROLLIN *pushes wheel chair* THEY HATIN *runs over Erudite*

Dear Harry,

       You've just defeated the dark lord step away from the bridge its a long way down,

Sincerely, Fangirls and boys everywhere

Imagine if Tobias and Tris both stayed in abnegation

OH MY GOD SINCE THEY CAN'T KISS IN PUBLIC

"And then I looked at him, from across the room with 37 feet of space between us and knew he was the one

#stiffromance

What walks on 8 legs till its one year old 4 legs until its twenty years old and 2 legs for the remainder if it's life... Fred and George Weasly...I was crying so hard when I saw this ASFGHKJIL

Katniss: I realized only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Me

Me: Um hello I'm here too!!!

I bet that Percy Jackson was the type of kid that 'accidentally' pulled the fire alarm

Dear Thalia,

DAM!!!

Sincerely, Percy

Okay sorry ma peeps but thats all for dis chapter...My feels are overwhelming me...