fandom jokes

School

I think my science teacher is a dementor cause she sucks the happiness out of everyone

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How to make school fun. Divergent style:

All subjects: Pretend your spying on the erudite

P.E: Pretend your in dauntless initiation.

Lunch/Recess: Pretend your part of the factionless

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How to be the first one out of school at the end of the day:

Pretend like your Katniss, Peeta, Four, Tris, Percy, Annabeth, Max, Fang, or any other fictional character that you like best and that you've been being held hostage and this is your only chance to escape and that the guards are already on their way to kill you

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Harry: Gosh I hate Draco

Draco: My father will here of this!!

Draco: *muttering* I really need some different come back's

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Admit it you hated Umbridge more than you hated Voldemort

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If you love Harry Potter then you'll love these two site thingymajiggers

1) Its called Pottermore and its this website that J.K. Rowling made herself. All you have to do is sign up and you cab take all sorts of quizzes.

2) Also there is thing called a Very Potter Musical and its hilarious. Its a reenactment of Harry Potter but their making fun if the movies. Anyway that probably doesn't sound good but its hilarious. Trust me.