Peeta: Hey I wrote another song for you
Gale: No
Peeta: Hey I just met you
Gale: Please don't
Peeta: And this is Cray Cray
Gale: Just shut up
Peeta: I'm a baker
Gale: Don't say it
Peeta: And I stole your lady
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Teacher: *Dismisses my table from lunch*
Me: *Sounding like Dobby* "Dobby is a free elf now"
I came up with that one. I was rolling on the floor laughing well my friends stared at me like i was a maniac. #Fangirlife
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Edward: Made it past the friendish zone
Four: Made it past the instructor zone
Gale: Doesn't like this game
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Me: I like this character
Author: Die
Me: Your cute
Author: You can die to
Me: Oh your nice
Author: Haha this character will be I a wheelchair
Me: I this character
Me: *Squints* Your gonna die aren't you?
Author: Hahaha yes.
why do authors have to kill every fictional character I actually like.
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*Parents leave*
Me: Well I guess since everyone's gone I should come out of my room, get off Wattpad and go downstairs
Me: *Gets off Wattpad, leaves room, gos downstairs, gets back on Wattpad*
Haha my life story
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Person: Insults my Divergent fandom
Me: Haha you pansycake insult divergent again and you'll end up like Edward. With one eye
Person: Insults divergent again
Me: *Pulls out butter knife* Butter knife you. *Stabs persons eye*
Me: I warned you!
YOU ARE READING
fandom jokes
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