Dam: Welcome! Here we go you all know the fucking drill by now. Remy is reading the questions behind the camera. Let's start this.
Remy: You owe me coffee
Virgil: Get on with it! I wanna nap!
Janus: Virgil it's 3 in the aft-
Virgil: I said what I said!
Remy: Whatever Vee. The first question is for Dam. Rowen asked "How are you such an awesome writer and amazing person?"
Dam: Fucking hell!
Remus: Pffft you made him flustered. He can't take complaints from friends with being flustered. He's all blushy now!
Dam: Shush Remus! Thank you Rowen. You're too amazing
All sides:*snickering*
Dam: Not funny guys.
Remy: Pffft next question is for Tommy. Nightcore asked "What do you find the most interesting about all of the others and who do you relate to the most?"
Tommy: Awe the most interesting about everyone? Awe there are so many things so I'm just gonna list the things off the top of my head. Virgil's fashion sense, Logan's intelligence, Remus' capabilities to make nothing boring, Roman's ability to hold a note for longer than humanly possible, Damien's protectiveness, Irra's intelligence while being a little that sometimes shows up and Janus' capability to take care of everyone while running around.
Irra: Awwwwwe he loves us!
Tommy: Did you ever doubt I didn't? For the question of the side I relate to the most. It's probably Remus, Janus and Irra.
Roman: Those are three very different people. How?!
Tommy: Janus' willingness to do anything for the people he loves even it means putting himself at risk, Irra's childish behaviour and curiosity. Remus for his willingness to do anything if it means having a little fun.
Remus: Awwwwwe! I'm a favourite!
Logan: Don't give Dam ideas.
Dam: Too late!
Patton: *face palms* This is what happens when we open our mouths.
Dam: What can I say? You guys inspire me
Roman: Nice try
Dam: Worth a shot
Remy: Remus is to blame for the execution for those who are confused.
Remus: Next question Remy
Remy: Rowen is back with another question! They have 2 questions. A question for in character Patton and one for out.
Patton: Oh shoot! Go for it!
Remy: For in character. "Why are you so horrible to the sides? They did nothing wrong"
Dam: *hysterical laughing*
Patton: *scoffs* They are useless. They are all evil. The dark sides are corrupting Logan and Roman! It's not good and they have to be dealt with! As for thing thing with Damien. Well, I wanted some fun.
Damien: You would be dead where you stand if it wasn't a character!
Dam: *more laughter*
Emile:*shoots a nerf dart a Dam*
Dam: *whines* Owwww Em!
JD: Pffft deserved.
Remy: For out of character Patton. "How are you so good at acting so evil? Like gg man that's crazy."
Patton: *giggles* Awe! Thank you Rowen! Remus and Irra taught me! Logan helped too! They gave me crash course on behaviour and speech. I used the emotional part of my trait to my advantage. I'm Thomas' emotions after all!
Thomas: It was very unsettling the first time you came on set with the new manor.
Irra: *claps* Yay! That's exactly what hat we wanted
Remy: Well fucking done then.
Patton: Language!
Logan: *rolls his eyes and looks dead at Patton* Fuck
Remus and Damien: *laughing*
Patton: *gasps* Next question and language!
Remy: The next fucking is for Roman. S-
Roman: FINALLY! Thy glorious prince has a question.
Dam and Irra: *flinch* Loud!
Roman: Oh right sorry. Continue Remy.
Remy: As I was fucking saying! Should I Be Scared asked, "Other than yourself, who is the gayest side?"
Roman: Well for the gay stereotype that media shows, it's Patton and Irra. But we are ignoring that so the answer is definitely Remy.
Remus: *gasps* How is it not me?
Roman: No no. You're the most horny side.
All: True
Remy: Awe thank you babes! We have a question to JD
JD: Me? Oh shoot
Remy: Yup. Rowen asked, "This is more of a joke then serious question- Are you going to follow in your name sakes footsteps (please don't)"
JD:*giggles* No! I'm the opposite of JD. Don't worry! I wouldn't hurt anyone here!
Dam: You have no idea how big of a relief that is to my readers
Remy: Question for Irra from Should I Be Scared. "Why are you so cute?"
Irra:*blushes* Awwwwe! Thank you!
Emile: That's all questions guys and enbys.
Dam: Well I'll see you guys later! Bye!
All: Bye!
Remy:*turns off camera*
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Claustrophobia
FanfictionThis takes place after 'Shape Shifting' It's been 3 years since Patton rejoined the famILY. What happens when he snaps and starts hurting the youngest member of the clan and more of his monstrous crimes are reviled? TWs: Nightmares, fear of being...
