I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

47(s2)

We woke up not to long later and headed for Luther. Well, the refridgerator more accurately. 

Noticing Luther was asleep, Five jumped to the fridge and began searching for the water. 

"And here we see a very rare sighting; Mr. Five Hargreeves taking care of himself!" I said in my best national geographic voice. 

Five turned around and glared at me. "I take care of myself!"

I looked him in his eyes and smirked, caussing his expression to change.

"Yea you take care-" "I take of you." we said in unison. 

The talking and fridge noises caused Luther to wake up to an intresting sene to say the least. By the disgustingly teal cabinets, a girl in a uniform glaring at a boy chugging water out of its carton. We have the best manners what can I say. 

"Five? wha- you okay?" Luther asked, brow raised in questioning. 

Five looked back at him with one eye, still chugging from the carton like a child. 

Frantically putting the carton back five responded with "I'm gonna need to be hydrated." 

Luther looked at me, clearly in confusion and I put my hand up and smiled. 

Annoyed with my response- or lack there of- he turned back to Five. "Hydrated?" 

The boy then walked over to a bottle of baby powder and began putting it down his shirt. 

"What's with the baby powder?" 

"It'll help with the itching." Five responded, loading it up into his boxers. 

"What itching? There's itching? What the hell is going on here?" 

Five glared at him and walked onto the indoor balcony with baby powder down the back of his leg. 

"You DO have a plan!" Luther gasped. 

After fixing his clothes, Five said "Welp, it's a desperation move but since our brain dead siblings are incapable of meeting a simple deadline, I got no choice."

"No choice about what?" 

I smiled, getting ready to see Luther's reaction. 

"I have to find myself." Five said calmly.

Luther looked at me for assistence in understanding this but I just put a finger to my lips. 

"Y/n and I just arrived in dallas ten minutes ago"

Luther, still not understanding it asked "Should I be worried for you?" 

"Luther if you recall, I was sent to 1963 on a job by the commision to make sure the president was assasinated" He said in between stretches. 

"Oh so wait your old self is out there!" I facepalmed so hard in that moment, you could hear the slap noise. 

"Percisly." 

"What just walking around dallas?" 

"Walking around dallas, with a briefcase that can get us home." 

"Oh my god Five you're a genious!" 

I shook my head up and down while making a large cup of coffee. 

"However, there are three signifigant problems with this plan. One, Y/n and I are trained assasins, arguably the most dangerous out there. If I know us, we aren't going to react kindly to our younger selves. Problem number two, You aren't supposed to exist in close proximity to yourself in a timeline. It could cause the end of Y/n's, mine, and the baby's existence. Three, Y/n's pregnant" 

"Your fault." He looked at me for a second, trying to come up with a responce. "Tou shea."

He went on to explain the seven stages as I added the finishing touches to my coffee. 

"Maybe we shouldn't-" Luther started. 

"What choice do we have?" Five answered. 

"No, I don't know, you seem a bit swirly if i'm being honest." 

"Look Luther, we're gonna need your help to get through this one." I started. 

"What- no y/n you're not doing it."

"I'm not made of porcelain, Five." 

"Yea but you shouldn't be fighting." 

"Shoulda thought of that before you got me pregnant, huh Five." 

He groaned in annoyance and rolled his eyes, slamming his hands onto his brother's arms. 

"I need a spotter." Five said desperately 

"A spotter?" Luther questioned it once again. 

"What is that, like a wing man?" 

Five began looking around the room in anticipation. 

"In case the paradox sycosis gets to severe, you should help me stay on task. So, whatever happens, whatever I say, we need to get that brief case. Okay?" 

"Okay." Luther nodded.

Five pointed a finger at me. "You are going to stay, alright. I can't risk losing the two of you." 

"If anything happens to YOU I will lose the two of you. I'd rather have our entire family go together than be alone." 

Five sighed, knowing I wouldn't give this up easily. 

"Y/n." 

"What?"

"I don't know what effects the paradox sycosis has on pregnant women. Who knows what could happen. It could reverse or speed up the pregnancy. Or worse, end you both on site."

"I'm willing to take that risk, Five."

"And i'm not!" 

Luther stopped us by standing in between us. 

"Five, if the effects of parodox-lyosis don't effect her, she can help you stay on task, along with myself." 

"Paradox sycosis. And he's right. Just give it a chance Five. If things go wrong stop us from leaving, okay." 

"Okay."

Hey guys so yea I sorta have been absent for a little while because I've been low-key depressed lately - I'm doing better- so yea I'm gonna try and be more consistent. Yea that's all.