I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

More fun chaptersss

Alright so this chapter is going up to like pg-13 to tv-14 so if you don't handle (not smut!) mentions of kinks/turn ons then don't read this chapter. There will be mentions of boners tho so be warned. once again, they don't do anything inappropriate, basically Y/n is messing with five by using his turn ons against him (being pushed into a wall and kissed/etc.). They are basically just in a like prank war and y/n fights dirty. (not literally XD) 

Y/n's Pov:

I was sitting on Klaus's bed telling him my next move on the war between Five and I. Well, prank war anyway. 

"So wait why are you coming at him this way?" Klaus questioned. "I mean I get it, it'll drive him crazy but why?" 

I smiled and leaned back onto his footboard. 

"He shrunk my favorite sweatpants in the wash." I said, rather salty. 

Klaus's eyes went wide. 

"He deserves this oh my god- I'll get some of my siblings in on it so that you won't be yelled at. Just try not to mess with him in front of Luther. You know how he is." 

I nodded and smiled more mischiefiesly. (idk how to spell that XD) 

The morning of the prank began. 

I woke up next to Five and smirked. He had no idea what his day would hold. 

I got up and went to the kitchen to make breakfast for the two of us. I know how much he loves breakfast in bed but if he got like choclate on his mouth I could lick it off and that would be a fantastic start to this day. 

I made us pancakes with choclate drizzle along with two cups of bitter, black coffee. 

He was still asleep, which was perfect. 

I got into bed next to him with the tray and woke him up, making sure the coffee smell was involved. 

"Goodmorning bub." I said, smiling. 

His green orbs fluttered open and we he saw the breakfast, they lit up.

"Wow, Y/n! This looks-wow. Are we celebrating anything today? I don't think it's our aniversary."

I shrugged at him. 

"Wanted to do something for once." I replied.

He put his hand on my arm and smiled at me. 

"You are the most magnificent human being, Y/n. I don't deserve you in any way shape or form." 

He made sure our eyes were locked before saying, "I really appreciate this Y/n. Don't think I'm ungrateful." 

My heart fluttered and I put on a disney movie on the Tv that Luther and Klaus installed as a surprise for us.

Mid-movie, I looked over and saw my chance. 

I leaned over to him and licked the choclate off his mouth. 

I sat back in my spot and noticed his face was a crimson red. For once, he was speachless. 

"Y-y/n? What was that f-for?" He said. 

"You had choclate on your mouth." I said, keeping my cool. 

To be honest though, hearing him stutter from being flustered was so cute. 

Later in the day, I was planning a bigger move on him; kissing him while he's pinned against the wall.  It literally drives him crazy.

I got up from our bed and my sketches, for I had been drawing, and went to find him. 

When I finally did find him, I smiled at the pure cuteness. He was walking around the kitchen searching for a snack, but was so focused on a book in his hand he didn't even realize that he was searching through the spices for a snack. 

"Hargreeves!" I called to him. 

He wasn't super happy with the use of his last name, but it got his attention.

"Oh hey love. You looking for a snack too?" 

"Maybe. Although the spices might not be the best place to find a snack."

His eyebrow quirked and then he realized it was the spices. 

"Oh."

I started laughing at him, but then walked over and put his book on the table. 

"Y/n?" He asked a little worridly. 

I motioned for him to come to me with a sad look on my face, and as soon as he was close enough, I pinned him against the wall. 

"What are you-"

I cut him off by smashing my lips into his. 

His eyes grew wide, but then he returned my passionate kiss. 

Just as he was about to put his arms around my back, I broke the kiss and walked away leaving him even more flusterded than before.

For the last prank of that day, I decided to go out with a bang. 

We put on another movie and were spooning, me being the smaller one. 

Five had his head on top of mine and was completely sucked into the movie. 

Without warning, I pushed my self against him, hearing his breathe hitch a little. 

I continued to do that for the next ten minutes, and he was clueless. 

I finally got him to 'tent' after a few minutes and that's when he realized the situation. 

"Oh shit." He muttered under his breath. 

"You okay?" I asked. 

"I-I uhm.. I need to pee, be right back."

He teleported out of our room and I laughed in success. I won. 

when he came back he playfully glared at me. 

"What?" I asked innocently. 

"You know what you did, and that was dirty even for you." 

"I can make it up later."I winked at him.

He blushed a little and nodded, returning to our movie.