I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

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It's been about 45 years in the apocalypse. Five and I tied the knot a WHILE ago, we were going to start a family but realized it was too dangerous in this world, I went through menopause, oh and five got a job with the commission. Today is the day we try to go back. 

"Are you ready?" I asked him. we were both now old and grey but our love is still as strong as ever. He handed me the gun and nodded his head. He pointed to an equation and smiled at me. "ready?" he asked. "ready." i replied. He opened a portal filled with blue light and began to push his way through. A fire extinguisher flew through and almost hit me. We both fell to the ground with a thud. "Uh, does anyone else see a little number five?" We looked at each other. "Shit." 

"Where were you?" Luther asked. "The future." Five replied. "It's shit by the way." I finished. "Called it." Five began making us a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich- his favorite food- when Luther slammed his fist on the table. "It's been 18 years!" "It's been a lot longer then that." "How long?" "45 years, give or take." "So what are you saying, you're 58?" "No. my consciousness is. My body appears to be thirteen again." "That doesn't make sense." "Well it would if you were smarter.Diego threw a fit on that remark, so i elbowed him in his side. "Too bad I didn't miss the funeral." "How'd you know about that?" "What part of the future don't you understand?" they sat in silence for a minute. "Heart attack, huh?" Five asked "yes-" "no." Five looked annoyed and picked me up bridal style. "Glad to see nothings changed." he began to storm off with me in his arms. "That's it, that's all your gonna say?" Allison yelled at him. "What else is there to say? Circle of life." I playfully smacked the back of his head. "ow." he said jokingly.