I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

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"Five!" I yelled. My husband was just chucked off of a staircase, so yea, I was pissed. "Luther what the hell is you're problem!" He turned around and glared at me. "Go after him then. And leave me the hell alone." "We need to stop dooms-" "No! We need to leave the timeline and eachother alone. Every damn time we do this it has the same result. I'm done." "Luther-" "Enough." 

I let Luther leave and had no idea where my husband was. "You know, I could really go for some tacos right now." Klaus was sitting on a chair, petting my head. I was such a mess so I let him pet me. He looked up at one of his sisters. "Allison? Tacos?" She clearly was interested because she responded with "Shouldn't we wait?" Klaus laughed a little. "You know those guys, I mean it could take forever for them to bro it out. Vanya, tacos?" I tried to hold back my hunger, but I was starving. "Is there any way that tacos are gonna cause the end of the world?" I gave her a soft smile. She looked so broken, but not knowing why she felt that way was tearing her apart. Klaus laughed some more. "There's only one way to find out, right?" Allison stood up and gathered her things. I stood up and ran to change into a dress Allison had lent to me. After I was ready, Allison grabbed my hand and led me to the car, cracking jokes the whole time. I knew she was trying to keep my mind off of Five, and I appreciated the effort, but I was growing anxious. I'm stuck in my 13 year old body with a fetus growing inside of me, so of course I'm worried. And to add to that, the man I love is no where to be found. 

I was cracking up as they got drunk and started talking about their love lives. "The nerve of that man. I mean one thing goes wrong and he's on a war path. I mean, doesn't know who I am? No, no. Ray, you know EXACTLY who I am. You just can't handle it." Vanya began pretending to shoot empty beer bottles. "I'm, I'm protecting him." "Ow. From what?" Klaus questioned his sister. "The end of the world for one." Vanya decided to pipe up. "Is the world really gonna end in six days?" Everyone was quiet for a moment before Allison broke the silence. "Well it did last time, and we did everything Five could think of to stop it." "Hey, wouldn't it be weird if Five grew up all hot?" I shrugged. "He does." Allison and Vanya both thought it was gross. Klaus shot back with bringing up Luther and Allison's relationship. The two chimed back and forth, Vanya questioning it every once in a while. I zoned out until klaus said something that caught my attention. "I man, who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one? In secret love with some farm frau." "Her name's sissy." "Which is an improvement on her previous love interest, the serial killer." "What?" Klaus made a whole speech about him trying to save Dave from dying. "And Luther is, in love with his sister." This just pushed Allison's buttons. "Okay, again we are not biological." "Face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that girl in the chair." He pointed at me and I shrugged. "You're not wrong." "The only thing the umbrella academy knows about love, is how to screw it up." They talked for a little bit before we all let loose and danced. It really helped get my mind of Five. I just wonder where he is.......