I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

42(s2)

What's the worst part about breaking up with your time-traveling husband that is trying to save the world? The fact that the two of you still live in Elliot's house. Allison was trying to calm me down, but I couldn't. I saw him grab his blazer, and right before he jumped, I grabbed onto him. 

Due to the unexpected weight of both our bodies, we were dropped harshly onto the pavement. "Y/n?" He gave me a look filled with disgust. "Don't look at me like that you abominable fuck muffin." I sneered. He stood up, dusted himself off and started walking towards a building. What scared me the most was that Five had a plan; and it looked as if something bad was about to take place. 

We entered the doors and were met with music floating around the room, captivating the people dancing to it's beat. Five began walking towards a middle-aged lady who was wearing her sunny blonde hair in a twist around her circular head. 

"Excuse me?" he asked rather politely. "Oh, you snuck up on me there!" She smirked at him, thinking that she knew why the pubescent boy was in the building. "If you're looking for the cookies we don't put them out till three o' clock!" Five was good. He rubbed his hands together like a small child, causing me to roll my eyes at him. "I can hardly wait. Uh, do you happen to know where the Midwest Soy Bean society is meeting?" I quirked a brow in his direction, but, like a guy, he ignored me. "Sure do!" The woman gave him directions before smiling at him. "You guys looking for your mom? Is she in for the convention?" I was waiting for Five to answer before I realized his attention was caught somewhere else. "Yes ma'am we are-" "Hey, could I get some change?" I scoffed as he cut me off. Once again, he's being a guy. The woman searched around in her fanny pack and handed back the boy some change. "You are in luck mr!" "Some say the best luck is to die at the right time." 

She shot both of us a confused/concerned face as Five made his way to a vending machine. "You gonna tell me your plan-" "You are going to have to ask me when i'm not sober if you really want answers." I rolled my eyes at him as he shoved some quarters into the slot. "Is now really the time for food-" "There's always a time for food." "Five where even are we?" He took a deep sigh as his fudge nutter got stuck in the machine. 

"You need some help-" "I've got it!" He yelled. He started smacking the glass and that's when things escalated. He started shaking the dang thing with a string of curse words leaving his mouth. He proceeded to kick the glass, causing it to break. "Good job old man. Are we here just so you can take out your anger on old vending machines?" 

He rolled his eyes. "God- this was supposed to just be a me and only me trip. Because my father didn't have any damn answers, i'm having to make a deal that I really don't wanna make. So get off my ass and go home. You won't be much help here anyway." 

"And what is that supposed to mean? You and I both know that without me you wouldn't of made it through all those years. You and I both know that you wouldn't of been able to solve any of those damned equations without me. You wouldn't be you without me." 

He scoffed. "Maybe it was stupid of us to be together in the first place." "Yeah. And maybe it was stupid of you to ignore your dear old dad's order of not time traveling. " "You listen here y/n-" "No you listen to me asshole. You put me through so much shit, for this? This is what you waited to do for forty-five years? No. Absolutely not." "No?" "No." 

I got up to him and slapped his sad excuse for a face. And then he did something I never thought he'd do again; he kissed me. 

Hey guys sorry again for not posting! So because Thursday is October 1, I will try and put out around three chapters to celebrate the sibling's birthday. What do you guys think will happen in the next chapter? Leave a comment and let me know!