I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

37(s2)

I woke up in an empty bed to the smell of eggs. And Diego. "I-I don't understand, they keep following me!" "Wait who" Luther's voice asked. "Those dutch sociopaths." I stood up and rubbed my eyes. "They're Swedish you idiot." I said. "Hired guns paid to eradicate us before we do any more damage to the timeline." Five gave me a soft smile. "Morning y/n." "Morning bub." "Is this 'bub' nickname a thing now?" "Yes, i like it and it's funny so shut up." Diego got irritated with the change of conversation. "But why now? I'm good for three months before you show up and now I've got these Swedish assholes on my tail." "I was here for a year and nothing happened." Luther and Diego gave me a look as if to ask me how long I've been here. "I was here for about three weeks. No issues what so ever." Diego scoffed. "No issues except that you're-" "Perfectly fine!" Five cut him off. He received strange looks from his brothers causing him to laugh awkwardly. "Yea she-she's fine." He cleared his throat and snaked his arm around my waist. "Hey-" Luther pointed the spatula at us. "Stay pg-13, alright." Diego laughed and walked around. "Even if I had something to do with it, which I don't, the world ends in six days." They then went on about their father, finding out that Luther had seen him when he first showed up in the process. We were all seated at the small table, me next to Five of course. "That's pathetic." Diego said. "Yeah, well, at least he didn't shank my ass." "No dude, he shanked your heart." Five rolled his eyes and leaned back in annoyance. "Is that my...bathrobe?" Eliot asked Luther. "No-" "Who cares what he shanked. He knows something about time travel." "Um, wait why don't you just do your thing and time travel us out?" Eliot asked. Five stood up to get some coffee. "Anyone care to explain?" "First time he tried he got lost in an apocalypse with y/n." "Second time he tried he ended up without hair on his balls." I gave Five a look and he shook his head no. "Last time I tried I scattered my family across three years in dallas texas, possibly triggering a doomsday. Anymore questions Eliot?" "Uh, no" The siblings got into another argument before Five suggested getting the siblings back together. I looked at him with a huge smile and smacked his arm multiple times. Luther looked away with a pained expression. "Hell yeah. Family meeting." Diego winked at me, since he knew Five and my secret. "Can one of you get Allison please." "You two still a thing?" Luther just looked away and Diego leaned closer to him. "Do we need to talk-" "No she's married!" "Woah, dude that's rough." "I can handle it." Five put his coffee down. "I'll get her. Can you handle getting Vanya without squeezing her to death?" "I can try." I grabbed Five's arm before he could leave. "What about me?" "I love you, but would you mind if I got my siblings alone?" I nodded at him and let go of his arm. "Well, Eliot. Looks like we'll be setting up for company." 

An hour later after the three had left, I was having a quality conversation with Eliot. "So you were with Five, the thirteen year old boy for forty five years even though you're a teenage girl?" I shrugged and sipped my cup of ice tea. "Why were you so excited about seeing his siblings?" "Well they're my brothers and sisters in law. And Five and I have a special announcement." Eliot quirked a brow at me. "Can you keep a secret?" He nodded frantically before sliding towards the end of his chair. "Five and I are, how do you say it, pregnant." Eliot's eyebrows shot up so fast that I thought that they would fly off. "But you guys are thirteen!" "Mentally we're fifty eight." He nodded and slid back in his chair. "Do you need me to get you prenatal stuff? Since I look like an adult?" I smiled at him and thought about the offer. "Sure, why not." He got up and grabbed his car keys and left, leaving me alone in a large building. 

I had taken another nap and woke up to Klaus's voice saying that they got hotter. I put my h/c hair in a messy bun and walked out in a large sweatshirt with some shorts underneath and long socks. "Y/n!" Klaus and Allison yelled. I smiled and ran towards them, sharing a group hug with Vanya. In the corner of my eye, I saw Five smiling at me. I gave him a 'come here' motion and he jumped next to me. I then asked him when he wanted to tell his siblings. "After I tell them about doomsday." he whispered back. 

The last words about doomsday just left his mouth, causing Luther to stand up. "Wait!" Everyone but Five gave me a confused look. I grabbed my husband's arm and pulled him up next to me. "We have to tell you something." "Are you guys engaged or something?" Klaus asked drunkenly. "You guys are going to be aunts and uncles for the second time." Luther's face dropped as he ran to Five. "You're pregnant?" Allison asked. "Yes, and I would like my child to have a father around so Luther, back off." "Are you showing yet?" Klaus asked. I pulled my sweatshirt back so it would show the shape of my small bump. "I didn't know that you could make kids before your balls drop." Klaus came over and slapped Five's arm. "My voice is lower isn't it?" Five snapped back, causing Klaus to remove his hand. The siblings all made an exaggerated face to Five's comment. "Ew!ewewewewewewewewewe!" Allison muttered. "Well congrats Five, on both of those accomplishments!" Five just glared at Klaus. Vanya wanted to get back on topic of doomsday. "Has anyone done anything to screw up the timeline?" They started calling eachother out and starting one huge argument. I noticed Five was zoning out. "Guys you all die." His eyes were getting misty. "I was there. I saw it. And I wanna forget it but I can't." He took a shaky breath before looking at them. "I saw Russian nukes vaporize the world with all of you in it. In a world that never happened until we brought it here. And Hazel gave his life to save us, so you may need to shut up and just listen to me. I don't know if the things we've experienced are all connected somehow. I don''t know if there is a reason for everything. But dad will. We need to talk to him before everything and everyone we know is dead." Luther then stood up again. "Okay, I'm out." "Did you even hear me Luther?" "Yeah. Yeah, I did. I heard a fifty eight year old man who still wants his daddy to come and fix everything. Well you can count me out. It's time we all grew the hell up." He began down the stairs with Diego arguing with him before Five jumped in front of him. "No one leaves until we figure this out." Luther sighed and looked at him. He then grabbed Five and chucked him over the stairwell. "Five!"