I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

30(s2)

"You sure Eliot won't mind more people staying at his place?" I asked Five. He shrugged, looking straight ahead. "Five?" "Hmm?" "You need to be more considerate about Eliot. If he doesn't want more people there then we'll find a different place to stay." Five scoffed. "Look, y/n, we can stay. Don't worry about it. He's convinced that we are aliens. He gets excited when I leave my jacket about so he can study it. All i'd have to do is pee in a cup and we'd be there for life, free of charge." "Ew, Five that's not an option." I joked. He wouldn't look at me. "Five, you didn't." He raised an eyebrow at me. "You did didn't you." He opened his mouth to say something before running off. "FIVE NO!" 

Diego and Lila weren't terribly far behind us, but I ran ahead and tackled the love of my life. "Ow! Y/n!" I flipped him over so we were face to face. "Five, why would you pee in a cup? They don't even have the technology to study it anyway." "I didn't. He thinks I did though. He gave me a cup and I filled it with colored vodka." I snorted. "Really?" He nodded. He looked at our position on the ground and turned red. "Y/n get off me." "Why?" I teased. "Just-just get off me. Y/n." I leaned down to his ear. "Why?" I whispered. He gulped. "Shit. Why did you have to do that!" He pushed me off of him and stood up.  "We need to go. I found a frankel footage in my blazer and he is developing it as we speak." "You need to control your hormones old man." I said between laughs. 

We finally made it to Eliot's to be met with a gun pointed towards our foreheads. "Are you or are you not an enemy of the people!" He yelled. "Enemy is such a bold term-" "Really just depends on the people." The boys mumbled. They distracted Lila and Five snatched the gun from Eliot. Lila and Diego tied him up and Five and I set up the projector thing. "Holy- is that?" "Dad?" Five and Diego shared a startled expression. "We need to find Dad." Diego stated. "Well yeah!"I sassed back. Five smirked at me before returning to his usual cold glare. "Well gee, I wish there was some magical old timey way of finding people and their addresses." 

They began to leave before I cleared my throat and gave Five a look. "What about the girl?" Five asked Diego. Diego muttered some curse words and went to find Lila. "Promise me you'll stay safe?" "Do you even have to ask?" I got up and hugged Five. He hugged me back and put his chin on my head. "Don't worry, I'll be okay, but I need you to keep an eye on Lila and Eliot for me." I nodded and kissed him. "I need you to be safe so our kid can have a dad." He nodded and Diego came back. "You ready Five?" "Ready as I'll ever be." 

Sorry this ones trash but I'm going to try and get 2-3 chapters out today so ye.