I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

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Luther and Five were seated in the front of the car while I was in the back, watching. "You sure this will work?" "Well I do know they're desperate." I sat up in between their chairs before laying my head on Five's shoulder. "Remember if it doesn't go according to plan, I'm using my telekinesis on you okay." He nodded his head before pointing out a light blue car. "Here we go." 

"Do we really need the masks?" Five, Cha Cha, Hazel, and I all had an agitated conversation. Five got them to call the handler, and that's where we are now. "Hello Five." "Hello. It's nice to see you again." 

"I want to offer you two a promotion in exchange for your siblings lives." 

Once The Handler got us settled we began our work. Five was being harassed by a female named 'Dot'. "I must have complete silence to complete this task." I giggled at his situation before he gave me a look. He got up from his desk and left the room. "So, your Mr. Five's wife?" "Yep that's me." Dot leaned in to talk to me. "How did you even get to the apocalypse?" I shrugged my shoulders. "That's irrelevant." She laid a hand on my arm. "No, please. I need this information so I can keep my job. Plus it'll be nice to have another female friend around here." "Okay well I have abilities as well as my husband's. I was born with time travel and telekinesis." "Could you show me?" "Sure." I pointed a finger at one dude's comb over. Using my abilities, I lifted it up and down. Dot and I shared a laugh when The Handler brought Five back in. "I bet you all have heard of Five's recent success. He as adept with a pen as he was with a sword." Five made his way back to his seat when he looked at me. "Wow. What a show off." I giggled to him. "Ha ha." 

A little while later we were called for lunch. Everyone left the room  but Five and I. He grabbed  the file on Dot's desk and slid it under his shirts. "Come on y/n." He grabbed my hand and we walked to the bathroom. He led us into a stall before sitting down. "I love that we couldn't of gone to a closet." He rolled his eyes and grabbed my hand. I sat on his lap and he pulled out the file. "Five!" I whisper shouted to him. "What?" The door to the bathroom opened and i straddled him so my feet wouldn't be visible under the stall. "Shit." he muttered. "How's your first day going Five?" He looked at me and his face turned red. I slapped his arm and made him reply back to the Handler."It's great." All the sudden the urination sound from the next stall became louder, as well as the dry cough. Five and I exchanged looks before looking back at the stall next to us. "I burned my rugae. Rugae. The hard palette on the back of the throat to help pass food to the stomach. Anyway, I'm on a liquid diet for two days, hence the marathon of urination. One faulty cog and everything stops working." I mouthed the words 'we need to get out of here' to him and he nodded. "Have you had your lunch?" The Handler asked. "Nope, not yet." "Well good. How would you like to have lunch with me. I can drink my fluids-" She made her way in front of our stall. "- And I can live vicariously through you!" She looked over the stall and smiled. "Aw how cute y/n, Five. We don't encourage that behavior here though, so you two should leave the restroom." Both of our faces were red. I clumsily got off of him because my leg fell asleep. "Come along children, come along." Five balled his hands into fists. "Calm down old man."