I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

Christmas special

I woke up in the small bedroom that belonged to my husband and I. I was about to stand up before I noticed a pair of arms tangled around my waist. I glanced over at him to see his ruffled, unstyled brown hair in tangles. When I tried to move a little, I heard a soft groan come from his throat. 

"Goodmorning Five." I reached over to his hair and moved it out of his face. 

"Mnnnornjjingh" he groaned back. 

"Guess what." 

He opened one of his emerald eyes in a slight annoyance as if to ask 'what'. 

"It's christmas!" 

Finally he sat up and flipped his hair to the right. Sure it wasn't close to his shoulders or anything, but definitaly an inch or two longer. 

Rubbing his eyes, he began to speak. "Is that all?" 

I playfully punched his arm earning a smile from his lips. 

"Y/n what time is it?" "That doesn't matter." 

He looked up at me and sighed. "You're not going back to bed are you?" 

"Nope! So put some pants on and I'll get your siblings." 

I stood up and pulled my fleece robe over my shoulders, as well as put on my fluffy socks. Five flopped on the bed like a small toddler who didn't get what they wanted. 

"Do I have to put pants on? These boxers seem fine." 

"Do you really wanna risk getting a boner and having it be visible to all your siblings?" 

He shot finger guns at me and rolled out of bed with a "Touche" leaving his mouth.

"Okay do you wanna divide and conquer?" "What do you mean?" 

"Waking up your siblings of course." "Yea sure if that's what you wanna do." 

"Okay so I'll wake up your sisters and klaus and you can wake up Luther and Diego." 

"Okay." 

I quickly pecked him on the lips before skipping to klaus's room. 

I looked through the open door to see him with his ass in the air, kinda like how newborns sleep. 

"Goodmorning Klaus!" 

He sat up and looked over his shoulder, smiling when he saw it was me. 

"Merry Christmas Y/n!" He jumped out of bed like a small kid and threw on a hot pink robe that said 'Queen' on it. 

"Okay Klaus, we have to wake up Vanya and Allison. Who do you wanna wake up first?" 

"Let's do Vanya first!" 

I grabbed his hand and led him to Vanya's room before Five teleported into the hall looking a little distrought. I just raised a brow at him. 

"Diego doesn't wanna wake up." And with his statement, he turned towards Luther's door, giving Klaus and I a visible view of a slice in the back of his baggy shirt. 

As soon as he was out of sight, Klaus asked me if we should tell him. "No, I wanna see how long it takes him to figure it out."

Finally we were in Vanya's broom-sized room. "Merry christmas Vanya!" Klaus yelled, leaping onto her bed. 

"Geez!" She yelled. She chuckled a little and smiled at us. 

"just so you know, I would've chosen a less violent way to wake you up." I said through giggles.

"Come on let's go wake Allison up!" Klaus yelled. 

"Okay, okay!" Vanya laughed out. 

When we opened the door, Five was flying through the hallway, obviously through Luther. He jumped before he could hit the wall and chose to sass me in return. 

"Just wake Luther and Diego up. Shouldn't be too hard." "Five-" I said inbetween giggles. "I was just yeeted through the damn hallway!" That sent all of us into a laugh attack. 

Klaus stepped away from us and strutted towards Diego's room. "Get up bitch it's christmas!" "NO!" 

"Okay, Five just wake up Allison and I'll wake up Luther. Okay?" He rolled his eyes and nodded, walking into Allison's room with his other sister.

I entered the dark room and saw the guy laying there. 

"Merry christmas Luther." 

"Merry christmas Y/n." 

"You wanna tell me why my husband was just thrown through the hall?" 

"No I'll pass." I shrugged and pushed him out of bed. 

"'Kay fine I'm up." 

"Good." 

Finally we could walk down the decorated stairs and see the beautiful tree with all of it's twinkaling lights. 

I saw five sitting with his sisters and noticed an obvious change to his appearance. He had a little bun on top of his head. 

Allison noticed that I was laughing at it and decided to clarify. 

"I thought he needed his hair out of his face so I used one of Claire's clips to hold it in place." 

"I love it. Love, you're gonna have to do that more often! Wait Allison, when is Clair coming over again?" 

"About three. Her dad got christmas morning this year." 

"At least she'll miss out on Diego's pancakes." Klaus said, earning him a shudder from everyone. 

"So are we gonna open stuff or what?" Vanya said with a smile. 

And with that, we spent the rest of the day together, celebrating christmas and drinking hot coco by the nice warm fire.

Hey guys! Wanted to give you something special for the holidays so here you go! Have a merry christmas and if you don't celebrate christmas, have a fantastic day!