I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

45(s2)

"So I found a way home." He shrugged as he put on his tie. "All the details are irrelevant, but I made a deal to get back to our timeline." 

Diego was not going to put up with any games so he asked Five a very important question. "So what about doomsday?" 

"Won't happen." I answered. 

"And the 2019 apocalypse?" 

"Everything will be back to normal." Five shoved past the two and grabbed my hand. 

Luther opened his mouth to say something more than likely irrelevant before Five stopped him. 

"No more questions; we gotta go." He grabbed his jacket and brushed a strand of my hair out of my face. 'I love you so much Y/n' he said in his mind. 

"Alright Luther you get Allison, Diego you get Klaus, and I'll get Vanya. And we will meet in the back alley in seventy seven minutes." 

"Five what about me?" I asked. He looked at me and handed me the brief case. "Watch this. Stay in the alley and guard it; I don't trust either of these bafoons with it and you know how Vanya can be." I nodded and grabbed the brief case. 

I  ran to the bedroom and put on a loose black shirt and black leggings along with some combat boots so that my bloody dress wouldn't cause any commotion. 

With my change of clothes on and my brief case in hand, I leaped onto the railing and slid to the floor, charging towards the back alley. What a bad idea that was. 

Half an hour later and I'm sitting on some cardboard with the brief case as a foot rest. Sure, Five wouldn't appreciate it, but hey, I was bored and quite uncomfortable. 

"Where are those idiots?" I asked myself aloud. And then an idea popped into my head; what if I try to communicate with them to see how close they are to coming back. The first person to come to mind was obviously, my husband. I quickly gave up on that because he's dealing with Vanya, and he might not need any distractions. Next up I thought maybe I should mess with Luther. I mean the peanut brain doesn't have much going for him anyway. 

"Luther" I said in a sing-songy voice into his consciousness. I could hear him mentally freak out which was completely worth this whole thing. It was short lived because a gang of school girls marched their bikes up towards the alley. 

"What have we got here?" The blonde one who I assumed to be the leader asked. "A piece of garbage if you ask me." Another one spoke. Clearly they were trying to intimidate me, but as an ex-assassin, not much will make me feel intimidated. 

"Pick your head up queen-" The leader raised a brow. "- your lice is falling." She gasped and slashed the side of my face with one of the many rings on her fingers. "You worthless piece of shit! Your kind is not welcome around here." The blonde spoke, matter of factly. 

I smirked and wiped the blood off my face. "I don't think you understand-" I moved two dumpsters to block the only exit with my telekinesis. "You are in my territory now."

Twenty minutes and some fake blonde hair later the gang fled in their dirt/blood covered dresses, sure to be tramatized for life. Did I regret it? No, absolutely not. I will relish all the victories I have over those fake wanna be villians. I began to worry aout Five when I realized we only had twenty two minutes left. What could be taking them so long?

"Five Fricken minutes!" I yelled. We had five minutes until the briefcase would stop. Just then, a blue, old fashioned car appeared in the alley, with a thirteen year old driver who I knew as my husband. 

"Five!" "Y/n" 

We hugged before he noticed my cut. "What-" "Long story. Where's Vanya? " "Also long story." 

Sorry about the not updating I'll do my best to do better considering marching season is almost over. Prepare your self for upcoming chapters. And just a little hint at future chapters, Five and Y/n end up having twin boys, Jacob Ben Hargreeves and Jack Poggo Hargreeves. Idk if I'll be able to get family moments in this book so I might start another book where I create the story line with your guys's help in a less hectic environment back in their timeline. But yea, hope you like it and Sorry aout the lack of updates!