I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

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We got home and ran into Luther who tried to hug five. It was kind of funny seeing him reject a hug, but i still needed to fix his wound. "Sit. Stay." I got him seated on the bed as I went to get him some medical supplies. The second the needle went through his skin, he flinched. "You okay?" "Never better." He grunted a few times, but over all he was okay. I pulled out a chu chu band-aid and was about to put it on him when he stopped me. "Really?" he asked. "Yes really, now stop being a baby." He put his shirts back on and began to climb down the latter. "I need to find it so Pogo will get off my a*s!" Klaus yelled. "I'd ask what you're up to Klaus, but then it occurred to me. I don't care." "You know there are easier ways out of the house, right?" "This one involved the least amount of talking. Or so I thought." "Do you kiddos need anymore help today? I could, uh, clear my schedule." "Looks like you got your hands full." I chuckled at the both of them. "Oh this? I could do this anytime.I was just looking for- Oh! here it is!" He pulled out a half eaten bagel and put it in his mouth, causing me to gag. Five rubbed my back and led me into a van. "I love you! Even if you can't love yourself!" Just like that we drove off. 

Once we were parked in front of the building I remembered something. "Five, Delores." His eyes went wide. "Shit!" He opened the bag and sat Delores up. "Are you drunk?" She asked us. "No we're working." "The eye thing?" She sassed. "Yes its about the eye thing!" He sassed back, his voice cracking. "Did your voice just?" "No." He said, voice cracking again. I laughed like crazy. "You really are going through puberty again!" "Shut up."

A little while later I noticed he was zoned out. It didn't concern me until tears started to form in his eyes and his breath got short."Five? Five?" He wouldn't answer me so I leaned in and kissed him. I brought him back from his fright and he kissed me back, right as Luther opened the door. "Ugh, guys." We didn't stop though.Luther tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to move to the back. Five sighed and let me go. "How did you find us?" Luther pointed to the back, revealing Klaus dancing with Delores. Five threw my empty soda can at him. "You can't be here!" "We need you back at the house. Family meeting." "no." Five sassed back.Klaus went on about how he waxed his rear with chocolate pudding. "Get out." "Fine!" Klaus grabbed my hand and led me to the store. He started grabbing all sorts of alcohol, but I just grabbed stuff for peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches, along with a box of tests. Klaus noticed the tests. "Wait. Did you guys already-" "No. They are just for later." He nodded. "Wait, how are you going to pay for that?" "Who said anything about paying?" He and I ran out of the building but only I made it to the van. "Really?" Five said. "What?" "Peanut butter, bread, marshmallows, and a box of tes-" He stopped. Luther saw the tests. "No! You two are way too young." "Luther. We are married and mentally 58 years old." I said. Five was really trying to avoid Luther's gaze. "Five no. Don't even think about it."Luther said. Five rolled his eyes at him. "You know what your problem is?" "I'm really hoping you'll tell me." "You think your better then us. Always have even when we were young." "I don't think  i'm better then you. I know I am." I just sat back and watched the show.