I hate you more (Five Hargreeves x reader)

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We got on the elevator again, except this time Klaus was with us. Five and I held hands and Klaus kept looking at us. "Okay why are you all love-y dove-y?" "It's nothing-" Five started. "I told him once we officially stop the apocalypse, we could finally start a family." Klaus gasped and Five facepalmed. "Be honest with me y/n, how impatient has he been about waiting?" I looked at Klaus and gave him an exaggerated nod. He just laughed and playfully punched five in his shoulder. "Hey I haven't been that bad-" "Oh really. I had to stop you in the car and then at Griddy's Donuts." Five looked away, hiding his embarrassment. "We're here." Five said, trying to change the subject. 

"Like I told your kids before, I can't give away that information without the patient's consent." "Well we won't get consent until you give us the name and address." Klaus looked at both of them and I had a feeling something bad was gonna happen. "What about my consent?" "What?" Five, the doctor, and I asked at the same time. "You heard me. Who gave you permission-" Klaus started crying "-to lay your hands on my son?" "I didn't touch your son." Five gave me a worried look. "How did he get that swollen lip then?" I realized what was about to happen so I mouthed 'sorry' to Five. "He doesn't have a swollen-" Klaus punched Five in the face and a little bit of blood hit the floor. "What the-" "Peace on earth, how sweet." Klaus slammed the globe into his head, causing it to break. "God that hurt!" "You are crazy." "Thank you." "I'm calling security." Klaus grabbed the phone from the doctor. "There's been an assault in Mr. Big's office, we need security now Schnell!" "You are a real sick person." "Here's what's gonna happen grant." "M-my name is Lance." Klaus just continued. "Security will be here in less then a minute and their gonna see a lot of blood and wonder what the hell happened. And we're gonna tell them that you beat the shit out of us!" Five smiled at me and I noticed the blood all over his chin. "You got a little something, right there." He ignored it. We later found out that the eye didn't exist yet.

We walked out of there, Five holding a tissue against his lip and Klaus happily skipping next to him. "I was great! What about my consent bitch!" "That doesn't matter!" Five yelled. "Can I get my twenty bucks now or-" "Your twenty bucks? The world is about to end and all you can think about is getting high?" I could practically smell the testosterone coming off of him. "I'm also quite hungry. Tummy's a rumbling. rrr." "You're useless. You're all useless." Five grabbed my hand and walked me to the stairs. "Lighten up old man. You know what, I just figured out what your problem is-" Five looked up at him."-you must be horny as hell! I mean with y/n making you wait that's just." Five rolled his eyes and I looked at him, actually curious if that was why he's been so cold. He teleported us to a nearby taxi. "What about my money!" Klaus yelled. We giggled together at Klaus's appearance. I grabbed Five's chin to get a closer look at his lip, which was still bleeding."That looks bad." He shrugged. "I've gotten worse."