"You're the Tubbo to my Tommy." "You're the Tommy to my Tubbo."
❗wait wait. Before we begin please listen to the song above TwT, Martin Against the World is so good and I am now obsessed with him❗ okay that's it-
Hey guys guess who it is?
A wild guess.
It's me dumbasses.
Hey its Finnie 🥰🥰 sorry I called you dumbasses.
So I'll start this off with saying, Piss Baby found this book 😭😭😭
To clarify for a few of my friends reading this, and maybe Piss Baby but it's okay if they realize its them.
Tommy you know who you are it is not you. It will never be you, I like you. You're my friend :)) you are not Loud Mouth either. Speaking of her she didnt get on my nerves as usual today. She just said Mcyt is an anime which made me almost piss my pants.
Anyways so Piss Baby found this, their alt account follows me i-
You wanna know the funniest part about this entire thing? I call them out, and they thought this book was funny. Granted it is, but still- how dense?
Anyways I wanna enact my plan of getting snacks and a monster and watching anime with someone?? Or riding my long board to my favorite park and watching a sunset of somethin. Maybe have someone there with me and we can blast Jack Stauber and Martin Against the World. That sounds like a teen coming of age movie I stg- but it also sounds fun.
I just want a dream of mine to come true, maybe I do fucking wanna be a main character in a teen coming of age movie, is that so bad? Except make it gayer, and more polyamorous.. and sad- BAHA ANYWAYS❗
I was talking to my other friend on the bus, he makes bus rides a lot less sad :)) we'll call himmmmm Batman (he wore this batman shirt it was hilarious-) and I'd like to highlight the key quotes from our conversations today. "Glizzy Guzzler." "So is glizzy our new code word for weed?" "The last thing I wanna stare at is your tits." "That light looks like a light bulb." "I hate to break it to you, but that is a light bulb." See hes really entertaining, stan Batman 🥰🥰
The time is currently 6:18 on a friday. And you want to know what I'm doing? Mother decided we were going to go see her friend Ms. Alex, her kids and her husband. Let's highlight the husband, Mr. Ashley. Hes my favorite person in that household.
He was obsessed with finding their malts sugar for shakes, and he couldnt find it. So he wanted to go get some at Meijer. I'm waiting in the car, yes, I am with him ofc 🙄🙄🙄 I'm not gonna stay in the boring household.
I guess, we'll call him Tousle. Hes okay. Hes a year younger than me but hes sweet, kinda funny, low key cute. You tell him I said that and I'll kill you 🥰🥰
Major time skip, it's now 9:27 on a Friday night.
Next part I'm going to shout out Tommy more. But for now, this bitch tired.
See ya on the flip side.
~Finnie🙄
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