Y/n
Fei
Fei
What
Y/n
I need to rant
Fei
Omfg
What now
And i swear to god if you start talking about how much you want to date me. Im going to lose my shit.
Y/n
JUST DATE ME ALREADY!
fei
NO
Y/N
WHY!?
fei
YOUR FLIPIN ANNOYING!
Y/N
HOW, HOW BITCH, HOW IS ME, Y/N L/N THE MOTHAFUKIN QUEEN THE FUCKING GODDESS ANNOYING!?
fei
HMMM LETS SEE
YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW HOT THE MF PEDOPHILE IS.
YOU LITERALLY CRY EVERY NIGHT BC I WONT DATE YOU.
YOU ALWAYS TALK ABT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO KICK PHINKS IN THE BALLS AND CRINKLE MY TOES WHEN WE PISS YOU OFF.
LIKE TF LEAVE MY TOES OUTTA THIS!
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF YOU KEEP BEGGING CHROLLO FOR HIS EYES AND TO STEAL OLD PEOPLES KNEECAPS!
Y/N
I WOULD STOP CRYING IF YOU FUCKING DATE ME
DAMMIT JUST DATE ME ALREADYYYYY
AND I WILL CRINKLE YOUR TOES IF YOU DONT SAY YES SOON!!
CHROLLOS EYES ARE PRETTY WTF YOU EXPECT ME TO DO !? LIKE THE FUCK
DEAD ASS BUILT LIKE A TREE STUMP.
Fei
TF YOU DEAD ASS BUILT LIKE A ELMERS GLUE BOTTLE.
Y/N
MMMM YUMMYYYY
Fei
THE LIVING FUCK!? DO YOU EAT GLUE?
I HAVE A FUCKING GOAT AS A FRIEND.
FUCKIN SWEATY CHIHUAHUA
YOU FUCKIN DUCK
Y/N
HSFSISGSIJS
EEEEEKKKKK
YOU SAID I WAS YOUR FRANDDDD
Shalnark has enterd the chat
Shal
OH YEAH HE LIKES YOU TOO
Fei
YOU FUCKING BITCH
WE MADE A DEAL!
Y/N
YAYYYYY
I KNEW IT
NOW FUCKING DATE ME ALREADY
FEI
FINE OMFG YOU HAPPY NOW!?GAWWD DAMN.
why it there nocking on my door-
*opens door*
"Y/n Wtf!"
"Im moving innnn"
"HOLLY FUCK SOMEONE KILL ME"
feitan screamed. While the whole squad where laughing there ass off.
Hehehe sorry this is short hopfully it made your day lol
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Hunter x Hunter oneshots
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